Lucius Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Quiff? Quiff. I think it means something different in America from what it does in Australia. Lucius Alexander Just another palindromedary tagline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Quiff is a hairstyle last I checked. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Quiff is a hairstyle last I checked. . . This is the first I've heard of that. I was only aware of the vulgar meaning. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary notes that Lucius isn't exactly proud of his command of the vulgar tongue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... This is the first I've heard of that. I was only aware of the vulgar meaning. Same here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... That's "Queef" ... completely different word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... That's "Queef" ... completely different word. Never seen it spelled that way. And far from completely different, since both refer to hair I'm sure both are cognate to "coiffure." Lucius Alexander You can never tell by the tracks which way a palindromedary went Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Well, Queef is an extremely vulgar term. That's got nothing to do with hair. Quiff is just a hairstyle. I've never heard of it being vulgar - ugly, yes. Usually uncalled for in civilized society even. But still, just a hairstyle and not vulgar. Edit: I decided to double check "quiff" on Urban Dictionary - they defined "queef" to a tee, and as typical are still illiterate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Well, Queef is an extremely vulgar term. That's got nothing to do with hair. Then we probably are talking about two different words; I'm sorry I posted the above. The word I'm familiar with is vulgar, and refers to hair. Just not head hair. Lucius Alexander This makes tracking a palindromedary very difficult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Mackinder Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... We gathered that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
concord Posted May 28, 2011 Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... A few quotes from a few sessions ago in the Wardens Chronicles campaign... I am still trying to catch up on getting all of the sessions documented, four down three more to go... +++++ "These are minions," states Karex looking at Amber and Dot Dash, "you can take out many minions." +++++ "You found the murder weapon?" queries Eon. "I don't think these people were stabbed," says Karex motioning his arms to encompass the area. "It looks like an explosion." +++++ "If they were clever villains, they would have an underwater lair," observers Karex. "After all, I have ah... nevermind." "You have an underwater base?" asks Eon. "Duly noted," comments Amber. +++++ "Eon, stop it!" shouts Dot Dash. Amber scans the downed Roi telepathically and announces, "He is only unconscious, not dead." "I wasn't trying to kill him," responds Eon defensively. "Sure looked like it and I would have been upset," states Karex. "Like I said I think he will make a good manservant." +++++ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted May 29, 2011 Report Share Posted May 29, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The continued adventures of 4th edition DnD Andraste, the Eladrin Warlock Theren, the Elven Ranger Nebin, the Halfling Rogue Adinymus, the Drow Cleric James, the Half-Elf Paladin Sepharis, the Shadow Assassin and introducing Ugh, the Half-Orc Barbarian Out of context... James: I'm always touching myself. Nebin: I'm not overly armed, I only have one of everything. Therin: This is only going to hurt a lot. Therin: We're not a balanced party. Andraste: We have more firepower than sense. Attacked by a dragon... Andraste: Let's scatter and hope he goes after you! Sepharis: If his breath is acid, what does he fart? Therin: I have goblin friends. They're dead. All dead goblins are my friends. Ugh: There's a fire ring. We could have a campfire. Adinymous: If only we had any wood. Andraste: We could use the halfling. Ugh introduces the party... Ugh: I'm Ugh the barbarian. This is Sepheris the Creepy, James the Pius, Adinymus the Holy, Nebin the Short, Therin the Archer, and Andraste the Pyromaniac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 29, 2011 Report Share Posted May 29, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Sepharis: If his breath is acid' date=' what does he fart?[/quote'] Perhaps that might explain why he's evil. If your gastric emissions were acidic, you'd be in a foul mood, too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The final session of our Traveller Hero campaign was cancelled due to most players not being able to stay the whole evening, we did some brain storming for the next campaign, coming up with a pretty cool modern horror/urban fantasy style game. And played a bunch of Rock Band 3, where the two singers at one point both got 100%, getting the 200% bonus, one popped this gem out: "I am legion! And so is she!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Ugh introduces the party... Ugh: I'm Ugh the barbarian. This is Sepheris the Creepy, James the Pius, Adinymus the Holy, Nebin the Short, Therin the Archer, and Andraste the Pyromaniac. I lol'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... More RP on Champions Online - ROVER meets some fellow mechanical people Witchhunt: Why is the entire centre part of your upper body uncovered? Doesn't seem safe to me. Hlice Orlyani: style mostly Witchhunt: You look like a midget zombie prostitute. Witchhunt: Another robot, huh? Destroid Prototype: Scan complete. Lifeforms deemed not hostile Witchhunt grabs his flintlock pistol, smirking at Destroid Prototype. Destroid Prototype: *scans the pistol, readies shoulder Minigun* Threat Detected. Witchhunt re-holsters his pistol. Destroid Prototype: *Minigun goes back into armor* threat retreated, Standby mode activated. Witchhunt grabs his pistol again. Destroid Prototype: *Readies shoulder Minigun* Threat Detected. Will commence fire in 5 seconds.. 4... 3... Witchhunt throws pistol at DP. Destroid Prototype: *dings off armor, looks down at it* Threat minimal. *scans him and pistol again* Threat deemed minimal, no damage detected. Witchhunt snaps his fingers, the flintlock disappearing in a small white flash and back into his holster, Damn, you decorated toasters are fun. Destroid Prototype: What is toaster? Witchhunt shakes his head, You toast bread with it. Destroid Prototype: Toaster is deemed non-threat. Witchhunt: Oddly-Destroid-looking-robot deemed redundant. The Destroid is the original - it knows about its creator, Doctor Zerstoiten, but nothing about Zerstoiten's role as Doctor Destroyer and the destruction of Detroit. It and the Bureau 17 robot settle down to insult each other's engineering. Destroid Prototype: *scans the B-17 robot* B-17 robot, made in Japan....inferior. B-17 212002 A: ... NEGATIVE... Witchhunt turns to 212002 A, You just gonna take that? B-17 212002 A: ... THERE IS NO OBJECT TO TAKE... Destroid Prototype: Made in Japan, inferior metals detected. B-17 212002 A: .... .... ... Destroid Prototype: Steel considered worthless compared to Destrinium alloy plating. Witchhunt: You two could duke it out, make it official who's inferior... Destroid Prototype: *scans B-17* Threat considered minimal, will not engage B-17 212002 A: ... NO DUELLING OBJECTIVE IN FILE... Witchhunt sighs Witchhunt continues to try and provoke a robot deathmatch Witchhunt: He had some choice words about your creator earlier... Destroid Prototype: Creator is presumed MIA. Witchhunt: He called him fat. ROVER: Hello. I am ROVER 1.03. I hunt Criminals. Do You. Have Any. Criminals. For Me. To Hunt? Witchhunt: Yeah. That one, and that one. ROVER: *scans the other robots* Hello. I am ROVER 1.02. Are You A Criminal? Destroid Prototype: *scans ROVER* Crime robot, designed to fight hostile enemies. Threat considered minimal at this time. Witchhunt: They're gonna fight, ROVER. I can feel it in my toes. B-17 212002 A: ....DR ALBERT ZERSTOITEN IS NUMBER ON LIST TO HUNT AND DELIVER TO STRONGHOLD..... Destroid Prototype: *sharply looks at B-17* Do not mock Dr. Albert Zerstoiten. Witchhunt: "Oooooooo, it's gettin' juicy." B-17 212002 A: ...I TELL THE FACTS ON FILE... ROVER: Mock.Turtle. Alice in Wonderland. Witchhunt: Uhhhh...yea, ROVER, sure. Destroid Prototype: Zerstoiten is considered to be the greatest scientific mind. ROVER: Zerstoiten. File Found. Doctor Destroyer. Most Wanted. B-17 212002 A: ... ZERSTOITEN IS MILLENNIUM CITY MOST WANTED CRIMINAL... Destroid Prototype: Zerstoiten is not a criminal. Dr. Albert Zerstoiten is considered not a threat to the human race ROVER: *turns to the Destroid* Hello. I am ROVER 1.03. Where May I. Find Doctor Destroyer? Destroid Prototype: *looks at Rover* Dr. Destroyer does not compute Witchhunt: He doesn't know he was made by Dr. Destroyer, ROVER. Ironic, no? ROVER : Hello. I am ROVER 1.03. Malcolm Made Me. Malcolm Made Me Well. B-17 212002 A: ... ZERSTOITEN DESTROYED DETROIT 19 YEARS AGO, KILLED HUNDREDS OF HUMANS... ROVER: Destroyer. File Found. Zerstoiten. File Found. Zerstoiten not equal Destroyer? Does Not Compute. Mismatch. *starts to print off hard copy of files. On Dot Matrix printer* Witchhunt blinks, "More'n a toaster. A fax-machine too." Witchhunt claps for ROVER. B-17 and the Destroid duke it out, with ROVER watching in incomprehension. ROVER: Hello. I am ROVER 1.03. Do you. Require Repair? Destroid Prototype: *bzzt* B-17....considered large threat....DO NOT ENGAGE AT THIS TIME ROVER helpfully downloads everything he can on the Battle of Detroit from his twin A.I. SPOT, for the benefit of his two new acquaintances. ROVER: Routine 5 : Uplink to SPOT. C:/SPOT.RUN. Run SPOT Run. Destroid, B-17, ROVER and a number of other robots that wander past then spend the next hour swapping software patches, getting stuck in software loops, and getting increasingly defensive about their creators. DJ Darkvolt: Hey yall! What's goin' on? We having a party? ROVER: Hello. I am. ROVER 1.03. DJ Darkvolt Robot, robot, robot. This is worse than that time I got lost backstage at the Daft Punk show. ROVER: *plays video clip, and poses* HARDER BETTER FASTER STRONGER ROVER: Hello. I am ROVER 1.03. I hunt Criminals. Are You. A Criminal? Inspector-Incinerator : No. I am Inspector-Incinerator. I am a Detective. ROVER: Detective. Sherlock Holmes. Poirot. Miss Marple. Great Mouse Detective. File Added. Inspector-Incinerator:subset: Detective. Inspector-Incinerator : I deduce ROVER Software is sub-optimal. ROVER : Hello. I am ROVER 1.03. Malcolm Made Me. Malcolm Made Me Well. Inspector-Incinerator : Malcolm. Match Found - Mal. Serenity. Firefly. Nathan Fillion. ROVER : Nathan Fillion. Match Found. Captain Hammer. Hero? Accosted by a humanoid hammerhead shark the size of a mini-bus ROVER : File Found. Shark. Selachian. Dangerous wildlife. We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat. Query : Apprehend? Contact Jacques Cousteau? New Hero 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Full of. Win. Rover? Affirmative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Mackinder Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Brilliant. As so often happens, DrHoz, I'd rep ya if I could. Would somebody else please do the honours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netzilla Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Brilliant. As so often happens' date=' DrHoz, I'd rep ya if I could. Would somebody else please do the honours?[/quote'] Got 'im. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Brilliant. As so often happens' date=' DrHoz, I'd rep ya if I could. Would somebody else please do the honours?[/quote'] I hit him with rep too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Vitus encounters a young witch, sister of a teammate, who boasts at length about her command of flesh magics and how they get her lots of great sex. Unsurprisingly, all this puts Vitus very much on edge, since it reminds him of 3 and the Skeleton Crew Sex Tape Scandal, and he gets quite brusque. Vitus : As far as I can tell, you've used this brief conversation to 1) insult your sister's abilities, 2) bring up a painful episode from my past, and 3) advertise your perverse sexual proclivities. Although the later does not surprise me in the least, I've never met a more sexually indiscriminate species. Jewel Varcus : *giggles* You underestimate me Vitus : *snaps* I assure you that it is quite impossible to underestimate you, since there are no depths to which your species will not sink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom 2009 Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Vitus encounters a young witch' date=' sister of a teammate, who boasts at length about her command of flesh magics and how they get her lots of great sex. Unsurprisingly, all this puts Vitus very much on edge, since it reminds him of [b']3 [/b]and the Skeleton Crew Sex Tape Scandal, and he gets quite brusque. Vitus : As far as I can tell, you've used this brief conversation to 1) insult your sister's abilities, 2) bring up a painful episode from my past, and 3) advertise your perverse sexual proclivities. Although the later does not surprise me in the least, I've never met a more sexually indiscriminate species. Jewel Varcus : *giggles* You underestimate me Vitus : *snaps* I assure you that it is quite impossible to underestimate you, since there are no depths to which your species will not sink. It's statements like that last from Vitus that make me think that he fills the same sort of spot in your campaigns that Spock did in Star Trek: that of an observer of human society who makes accurate -- if sometimes unflattering -- comments on human nature. The history of the past few decades certainly supports that last comment of his, I'm sad to say. Major Tom 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I'd take condemnation from Vitus with a grain of salt. And possibly some handgun fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... It's statements like that last from Vitus that make me think that he fills the same sort of spot in your campaigns that Spock did in Star Trek: that of an observer of human society who makes accurate -- if sometimes unflattering -- comments on human nature. The history of the past few decades certainly supports that last comment of his, I'm sad to say. Possibly - although much of it rises from his resentment that humans seem to be everywhere, but the existence of gnolls as more than stone-age barbarians isn't even a rumour. Of course, he considers humans barbarians too, but at least you sometimes have interesting technology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mjolnir74 Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Quotes from my Shadowrun4 campaign: Cast Esperanza: Female Orc Sniper Six: Female Orc Rigger Buster: A Busta-Move toy drone heavily modified by Six. ------------------- Background The team is surveilling a suspicious character who has surreptitiously repelled into a AA-rated Mega Corp dock facility in Tacoma. When the Johnson gets word of this, she orders a hit on the man they have been surveilling. Six goes in with Buster attached to her back like one of those stuffed animal backpacks, while Esperanza finds a rooftop outside the facility and goes on overwatch. GM: You use your mad ninja skills to sneak to the back side of the two story office building, the door is made of reinforced metals and has a maglock on it. Six: Damn, I don't have any skills or equipment to defeat a maglock. GM: One of the second story windows is slightly open. Six: OK, Buster, get me into this building. GM: Buster jumps off your back and sticks to the wall using the Gecko Grip pads on his hands and feet. After giving you a half-assed solute, he scales the wall like a creepy looking spider monkey, and then slips into the open window. Six: I can see what Buster sees through his sensors, and I relay it to the rest of the party. GM: OK. Its a little disorienting because your not used to seeing things from only a foot and a half off the floor. Buster is in a dark office room. He moves to the door with a waddling gate, climbs the wall and opens the door. He pokes his head sideways out the door and looks down the hall in both directions. Once he's satisfied that the coast is clear, he jumps down to the floor and puts his back to wall in the hallway. He quietly starts to hum his theme music to himself as he sidesteps down the hallway. Once he makes it to the stairway, he climbs up the wall to the hand rail and butt slides down the hand rail to the bottom floor. He spots a guy on the ground floor and freezes so as not to be noticed. The guy goes about his business as though Buster weren't even there. After the coast is clear, he heads to the door you are waiting behind. He looks up to the door handle, faux spits on his palms, rubs his paws together and climbs up the door. You hear a buzz and a click, and the maglock's red light turns green. Buster comes outside and jumps on your back. Six: I give Buster a high five. Esperanza: Six, you're deranged. New Hero and DusterBoy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Investigating an alliance between the Black Aces, DEMON, and a side mission to deal with a weapons cache. Deserich: I don't understand it - why would the Black Aces want to steal skeletons? ROVER : Attention. Incoming Transmission. ARGENT-Illegal Weapons Cache. Improperly Stored. No. Child-proof Locks. On Cabinets. Deserich : Maybe it's one of those religions older than Christianity. ROVER: Suggestion : We Should. Apprehend. Think Of. The Children. Deserich : What? Apprehend them? Who? The Aces, ARGENT, or Christianity? ROVER : *click... click... click* Either/Or. Deserich : I don't understand why nobody has taken ARGENT down if they keep doing stuff like this. ROVER : File Found. Lawyers. Deserich : Is it right of us to take all these weapons? ROVER : ROVER Will. Make Good. Use Of Them. ROVER Is. Environmentally-Conscious. Deserich : Good for you. But what reason are we going to give for coming in here and shooting up the place and confiscating their armoury? ROVER : *click... click.. click.* The Weapons. Were. Improperly Stored. Without. Child-Proof Locks. Deserich : But children don't come in here. ROVER : *click... click.. click.* Query : Where Do. Children. Come From? DEMON cultist : Your soul will be mine!!! ROVER : *click* Part Not Found. *opens fire* ROVER : Query : What is. 'Soul'? Deserich : Um, think of it as brain function. ROVER : Hello. I Am. ROVER 1.03. Malcolm Made Me. Malcolm Made Me Well. My Brain. Functions. On. AA. Batteries. Zombie Apocalypse PvP event. ROVER : Hello. I Am. ROVER 1.03. Broadcasting. Distress. Citizens. Distressed. Vital Signs : None. Body Temperature : Ambient. Hypothermia? Please Remain. Calm. Paramedics. Are. En Route. Please. Do Not. Dismember. ROVER. Please. Do Not. Dismember. ROVER. Please. Do Not. Dis-AWK. *radio goes dead* Zombie ROVER : C.P.U.sssssss......C.P.U.sssssss.... New Hero 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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