Mephron Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From Balabanto's game. We're fighting guys who are wearing frog masks. Plastron (the brick) knocks one out, then looks at where a group of them are standing, trying to get some kind of device to work. Plastron's player: "I think I should charge them." Me: "No, throw the guy you just knocked out at them!" Plastron's player, warily, knowing my reputation: paranomasiac (14-): "Why?" Me: "This is the only time you'll get to throw a frog-man-tation grenade!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Player Characters Magni the Mighty: Manny Thorson is the son of the Norse god Thor sent to Midgard to learn humility and mortal morality, as well as to lead the football team to the state finals. Ladybug: Sadie Miller gained insectoid powers thanks to a genetic experiment involving the alien Metrolix. Her role as class president, gymnastics captain, and science team lead was her own doing. Melt: Yvette "Ivy" Durden is one of the loner, a punk goth who gets ignored because she's weird. It might have something to do with her ability to kill you if you look into her eyes. Visionary: Zachery Shin is a computer expert with the ability to project quantum energy from his eyes. This doesn't protect him from being shut into his locker by the jocks though. Seraphine: Luci Fontaine was once the most popular cheerleader until she sprouted monstrous wings. Now she hides behind a suit of power armor and a false devil-may-care attitude. Night Spider: Carter Macall was the son of super-villains and inventor of a combat suit and designer drugs that give him spider-like abilities. He's a super-genius - just ask him. Could you please highlight the Secret ID's in threre as well? Your quotes only use them and it is hard to link the names to a persons description, when you can't easily find that name in a lot of text. At least I got that problem. Manny: What did you do? Ivy: I didn't do anything! Manny: What didn't you do? And that is a exchange your IT-department or -specialist of choice will have often. Regarding Visionary's seemingly obsessive habit of Tweeting/texting everything' date=' including secrets...[/i'] Ivy: Don't you have a Complication against this? Zach: My Complication involves not using my powers for wrong reasons. Nothing about using my iPhone for wrong reasons. Have phone, will tweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Querysphinx Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Who needs villains when you have teenagers and a megaton of missed social queues.... (because now Ivy thinks somethings wrong with her since Manny won't kiss her... even she didn't want to be kissed in the first place...) Rolf (Trickster) will gladly demonstrate that there is nothing wrong with Ivy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Rolf (Trickster) will gladly demonstrate that there is nothing wrong with Ivy. Rolf has "gladly demonstrated" that there is "nothing wrong" with PLENTY of girls at school! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom 2009 Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From Balabanto's game. We're fighting guys who are wearing frog masks. Plastron (the brick) knocks one out, then looks at where a group of them are standing, trying to get some kind of device to work. Plastron's player: "I think I should charge them." Me: "No, throw the guy you just knocked out at them!" Plastron's player, warily, knowing my reputation: paranomasiac (14-): "Why?" Me: "This is the only time you'll get to throw a frog-man-tation grenade!" And were you well and truly pummeled about the head and shoulders with the other players' 5th and 6th Ed. rulebooks after you made that remark? Major Tom 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Fantasy Hero' date=' today: We are a group of old barbarian heroes (age 40+ and 60+) battling some oh-so-civilized slave-hunters. One character, the high-battle-berserker priest of our War God "Schlachtenwüter" (= Battle Rager) is disarmed and recovering from getting stunned. I the next phase our only foreign-born fighter is disabled by the enemies evil priest. Our beserker gets up, looks at the battle-map and announces: [i']"I'm doing a move-thruogh on that son-of-a-fiend!"[/i] GM: "Aren't you picking up your weapon first?" Berserker: "Who says I NEED a weapon?" - poor priets was in for a 11D6 move through enhanced by magical HA, Berserker-STR and move-thru velocity! Reminds me of my 1st Edition Fantasy Hero game of long ago. Barbarian is standing on top of tower. Evil wizard is at bottom of tower taunting barbarian that he was going to get away before the barbarian could get down the stairs. I think you can guess what happened next. Barbarian's player leaped from the tower and announced he was doing a move-through with his sword. Then he rolls a 3 to hit. Wizard pretty much got bisected and barbarian ended up with a dislocated shoulder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Querysphinx Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Rolf has "gladly demonstrated" that there is "nothing wrong" with PLENTY of girls at school! Including "Boom Boom". You know, Manny's homecoming date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrix3 Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Including "Boom Boom". You know' date=' Manny's homecoming date. [/quote'] ...why is she called "Boom Boom"? Because of her most common superpower? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... ...why is she called "Boom Boom"? Because of her most common superpower? Gravity Defying Breasts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Gravity Defying Breasts. But almost every female super-heroine ever drawn has that same super-power... jus' sayin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... But almost every female super-heroine ever drawn has that same super-power... jus' sayin' hence "most common super power." (it's also Boom-Boom's only power) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Rolf (Trickster) will gladly demonstrate that there is nothing wrong with Ivy. Rolf has "gladly demonstrated" that there is "nothing wrong" with PLENTY of girls at school! Including "Boom Boom". You know' date=' Manny's homecoming date. [/quote'] Yeah.. this conversation will boost Ivy's self esteem... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Querysphinx Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Yeah.. this conversation will boost Ivy's self esteem... If this conversation was being held in Ivy's earshot... Don't tell me. She's standing right behind me, isn't she? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Maybe hearing things said about her is her new superpower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... A friend is playtesting his ALL-AMERICAN ATOMIC APOCALYPSE for Savage Worlds. The Cast: Ed Jim "The Fireman" Flamel "Sniper" Johanssen Technical "Rescue Rangers meets the A-Team" Vesuvius Poundcake" "Ed has a big tattoo of Woodrow Wilson on is biceps." Jim's tactics: "Bake 'em in a fire, put 'em inna pie." Jim's philosophy: "Life's a box of kitchen matches." "I say it through a mouthful of gourd." "[That's gourd] with a 'd'." "This is like Dumb and Dumber went to Guantanamo." "You said you were getting your 'thing' out...." (Sniper said she was getting her "rifle" out....) "How many rounds you got left?" "I don't know, but I look good doing it." "I think he just annoys bullets out of the way." "It's the muppets with AKs." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Peacemaker (4E DND) Session Quotes The Cast: Sirius Frost -- Eladrin Paladin Mariotte Sweetz -- Minotaur Monk Stone Chapel -- Revenant Avenger Draak de Vierde -- Dragonborne Fighter King Sotark -- Human Runepriest Tiras -- Construct Wizard Mariotte Sweetz rolls a '2'. "That's in the outtakes." "You gotta get the Blu-ray to see that one." "Hyper-electric purple" Are you using the green dice?" No!" "What do you consider the blunt side of a hammer?" "You see six glowing eyes." "Maybe it's six cyclopes?" "If you fail... we'll just get another to do it." "You know in the deep ocean, there's these fish...." "Instead of Bloodied, [the robot] is oiled." "He head-butted a zombie in the potatoes." "Plate armor just wins!" "No one could have survived that!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom 2009 Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Peacemaker (4E DND) Session Quotes The Cast: Sirius Frost -- Eladrin Paladin Mariotte Sweetz -- Minotaur Monk Stone Chapel -- Revenant Avenger Draak de Vierde -- Dragonborne Fighter King Sotark -- Human Runepriest Tiras -- Construct Wizard Mariotte Sweetz rolls a '2'. "That's in the outtakes." "You gotta get the Blu-ray to see that one." "Hyper-electric purple" Are you using the green dice?" No!" "What do you consider the blunt side of a hammer?" "You see six glowing eyes." "Maybe it's six cyclopes?" "If you fail... we'll just get another to do it." "You know in the deep ocean, there's these fish...." "Instead of Bloodied, [the robot] is oiled." "He head-butted a zombie in the potatoes." "Plate armor just wins!" "No one could have survived that!" Whoever said that last line was just asking for trouble -- you realize that, don't you? Major Tom 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From the latest session of my 4th edition D&D campaign. "I cast Bigby's Probing Digit!" The psionic in the group has one power that lets her send an enemy away to a pocket dimension to be tormented to death. GM response: "So, you're sending him away to the cornfield?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Whoever said that last line was just asking for trouble -- you realize that' date=' don't you?[/quote'] I think the whole party said it, on purpose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom 2009 Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I think the whole party said it' date=' on purpose.[/quote'] And the Demon Murphy no doubt cackled fiendishly, rubbing his hands together in gleeful anticipation of the chaos to come, I'll bet. Major Tom 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... And the Demon Murphy no doubt cackled fiendishly, rubbing his hands together in gleeful anticipation of the chaos to come, I'll bet. It was a one-shot session, but I think the GM may bring the NPC the comment was said about back for the eventual next installment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Mackinder Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Talking to a PC, in the aftermath of his 'night on the town', of which he remembers not a dang thing" "HOW, in the name of all that is unholy, did you get banned from the Temple of PAN for disorderly behaviour?????!!!???" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom 2009 Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Talking to a PC, in the aftermath of his 'night on the town', of which he remembers not a dang thing" "HOW, in the name of all that is unholy, did you get banned from the Temple of PAN for disorderly behaviour?????!!!???" Yeah, I expect that that particular accomplishment would take some doing, all right... Major Tom 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Talking to a PC, in the aftermath of his 'night on the town', of which he remembers not a dang thing" "HOW, in the name of all that is unholy, did you get banned from the Temple of PAN for disorderly behaviour?????!!!???" That's even harder than getting kicked out of the UFC for unnecessary roughness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Talking to a PC, in the aftermath of his 'night on the town', of which he remembers not a dang thing" "HOW, in the name of all that is unholy, did you get banned from the Temple of PAN for disorderly behaviour?????!!!???" Probably drew black Xs on the back of his hands and started telling everyone they were having fun wrong.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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