Kirby Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I picked up five Hero dice ... and got five "sixes". The player yelled "Yahtzee!" See?! I keep relaying Yahtzee quotes and it helps someone out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Squirrel Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "You don't talk about my dirt maps in front of other people" - Sophia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDU Neil Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "You don't talk about my dirt maps in front of other people" - Sophia I've never been embarrassed by my dirt maps. Now, dirt NAPS... yes, those are something we just don't talk about in polite company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "You don't talk about my dirt maps in front of other people" - Sophia I beat you to it, hon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I beat you to it' date=' hon. [/quote'] He just wasn't listening to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... He just wasn't listening to you. Typical. Just typical. Kirby 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Geez, Kirby! way to get a guy in trouble. I am glad Mrs Hooligan doesn't use the boards or you might tell her I don't like them damn scented candles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Geez' date=' Kirby! way to get a guy in trouble. I am glad Mrs Hooligan doesn't use the boards or you might tell her I don't like them damn scented candles.[/quote'] 'sokay, I don't like them either. However, I would like to say that one time I was watching tv and heard this droning sound and all of a sudden I realized my wife had just asked me a question. I looked at her a bit sheepishly and said "I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attetion to a word you said." Her response was "Well, at least you were honest." It was a very funny moment for us both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... All the best lines tonight were not repeatable in a public, family-oriented forum, sadly. Let's just say we can't use the phrase 'holding my action' without snickering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I know what you mean. Most of the quotes from my game are not board safe. Heck, I can't even post the real name of my campaign here. Feel free to pm or email any non-board safe quotes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Let's just say we can't use the phrase 'holding my action' without snickering. Oops, you've got me snickering, too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdamnhero Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "Are you now or have you ever owned a VW van?" I could explain the content, but it would lose something in translation. bigdamnhero "You do know you're talking to a man with live ammunition? You know that? Okay, good, just checking. Now go on with your bull$#!& story." death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle A. Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Fine! I'll lick the tiger! Are you happy now?! It was a weird night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "Sure they're Boar women and ugly as sin, But they have 8 tits!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Frisbee Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... One of the sideboards from a recent session (during a smoke break for the other players who were nicotine twitching): Brad: (To me, the GM) You mind some constructive criticism? Me: Feel free. Brad: You seem to run four-color kinda dark. Me: Yeah, I do. But all of my games run kinda dark. Brad: All of them? Barry: You should have seen the way he ran Star Trek a few years back. It was fun, but it wasn't the happy-go-lucky Federation universe, either. Me: Well, it wasn't supposed to be. You go through a trauma like The Battle of Wolf 359, you aren't going to be a happy-go-lucky interstellar union. I mean, look what's happened here since 9/11. Brad: Yeah, but that doesn't have a bearing on the current campaign, right? Me: No, but that's how I run things. Brad: You should stick to Cyberpunk, then. Me: Why, you want me to kill another one of your characters? Brad: Does that happen in every one of those campaigns? Me: Not every one. But newbies like yourself usually manage to off the first two or three within a half-dozen sessions. Brad: (To Barry) Is that true? Barry: (nodding) Pretty much. Brad: And yet you came back for more? Barry: (nodding again) Yep. Brad: Why? Barry: Because every time one of my characters died, it was always because the character had done something stupid. Like wading through automatic fire for your character's dead *** last time. Brad: Well, I still appreciate the heroism. Me & Barry: *snort!* (suppresing laughter) Brad: What's so funny? Barry: My character was looking to bonejack your dead ***! Matt death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Frontline is dealing with Foxbat and his minions Scarlet Archer, unsure of how well protected Foxbat's allies are, asks his team mates to go easy on them. Ronin, samuraii type currently dealing with the annoyance of an entangle responds " I promise not to hurt them....much. " and haven't we all had THAT moment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "I wondered why the clock was doing that, and then I remembered I had a vibrator stuck to my face. It's easy to forget...after all, a vibrator on your face isn't something you normally expect." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "Sure they're Boar women and ugly as sin' date=' But they have 8 tits!"[/quote'] Well, as long as he has his priorities straight... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altamaros Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Yesterday, Champions Game Cell (artificial Mystique-like metamorph with a rather child-like personality -educated through TV-) - hmm, i think i gonna try to take the shape of someone famous ... let's say Michael Jackson. other PC - You can ?. I thought you were limited to humanoïd forms ? death tribble and zornwil 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Yesterday, Champions Game Cell (artificial Mystique-like metamorph with a rather child-like personality -educated through TV-) - hmm, i think i gonna try to take the shape of someone famous ... let's say Michael Jackson. other PC - You can ?. I thought you were limited to humanoïd forms ? Oh, man...that's funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "Man, that's a nice rack you got. And you have HORNS TOO!!" "Well I'll have to kill the horny babe then." "What was that sound?" All said by Dexer Blackwood, Sgt. Gygnaran Military before Orgoth holy sight exploded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "I wondered why the clock was doing that' date=' and then I remembered I had a vibrator stuck to my face. It's easy to forget...after all, a vibrator on your face isn't something you normally [i']expect[/i]." Man, I so wanna game with you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "I wondered why the clock was doing that' date=' and then I remembered I had a vibrator stuck to my face. It's easy to forget...after all, a vibrator on your face isn't something you normally [i']expect[/i]." In my game, this is what the OOG quotes sound like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... In my game' date=' this is what the OOG quotes sound like.[/quote'] you too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamerz123 Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The GM (Zakuiens) said: "Hi! Remember Me? I'm the person who erased your memory!" James Gillen, Kirby and death tribble 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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