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"You don't talk about my dirt maps in front of other people" - Sophia

 

I've never been embarrassed by my dirt maps. Now, dirt NAPS... yes, those are something we just don't talk about in polite company.

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Geez' date=' Kirby! way to get a guy in trouble. I am glad Mrs Hooligan doesn't use the boards or you might tell her I don't like them damn scented candles.[/quote']

:D 'sokay, I don't like them either.

 

However, I would like to say that one time I was watching tv and heard this droning sound and all of a sudden I realized my wife had just asked me a question. I looked at her a bit sheepishly and said "I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attetion to a word you said." Her response was "Well, at least you were honest." It was a very funny moment for us both. :lol:

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"Are you now or have you ever owned a VW van?"

 

I could explain the content, but it would lose something in translation. :snicker:

 

 

bigdamnhero

"You do know you're talking to a man with live ammunition? You know that? Okay, good, just checking. Now go on with your bull$#!& story."

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One of the sideboards from a recent session (during a smoke break for the other players who were nicotine twitching):

 

Brad: (To me, the GM) You mind some constructive criticism?

 

Me: Feel free.

 

Brad: You seem to run four-color kinda dark.

 

Me: Yeah, I do. But all of my games run kinda dark.

 

Brad: All of them?

 

Barry: You should have seen the way he ran Star Trek a few years back. It was fun, but it wasn't the happy-go-lucky Federation universe, either.

 

Me: Well, it wasn't supposed to be. You go through a trauma like The Battle of Wolf 359, you aren't going to be a happy-go-lucky interstellar union. I mean, look what's happened here since 9/11.

 

Brad: Yeah, but that doesn't have a bearing on the current campaign, right?

 

Me: No, but that's how I run things.

 

Brad: You should stick to Cyberpunk, then.

 

Me: Why, you want me to kill another one of your characters?

 

Brad: Does that happen in every one of those campaigns?

 

Me: Not every one. But newbies like yourself usually manage to off the first two or three within a half-dozen sessions.

 

Brad: (To Barry) Is that true?

 

Barry: (nodding) Pretty much.

 

Brad: And yet you came back for more?

 

Barry: (nodding again) Yep.

 

Brad: Why?

 

Barry: Because every time one of my characters died, it was always because the character had done something stupid. Like wading through automatic fire for your character's dead *** last time.

 

Brad: Well, I still appreciate the heroism.

 

Me & Barry: *snort!* (suppresing laughter)

 

Brad: What's so funny?

 

Barry: My character was looking to bonejack your dead ***!

 

Matt

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Frontline is dealing with Foxbat and his minions

Scarlet Archer, unsure of how well protected Foxbat's allies are, asks his team mates to go easy on them.

 

Ronin, samuraii type currently dealing with the annoyance of an entangle responds " I promise not to hurt them....much. "

 

 

and haven't we all had THAT moment? :)

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Yesterday, Champions Game

 

Cell (artificial Mystique-like metamorph with a rather child-like personality -educated through TV-) - hmm, i think i gonna try to take the shape of someone famous ... let's say Michael Jackson.

 

other PC - You can ?. I thought you were limited to humanoïd forms ?

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Yesterday, Champions Game

 

Cell (artificial Mystique-like metamorph with a rather child-like personality -educated through TV-) - hmm, i think i gonna try to take the shape of someone famous ... let's say Michael Jackson.

 

other PC - You can ?. I thought you were limited to humanoïd forms ?

:lol: Oh, man...that's funny! :D

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"Man, that's a nice rack you got. And you have HORNS TOO!!"

 

"Well I'll have to kill the horny babe then."

 

"What was that sound?"

 

All said by Dexer Blackwood, Sgt. Gygnaran Military before Orgoth holy sight exploded.

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"I wondered why the clock was doing that' date=' and then I remembered I had a vibrator stuck to my face. It's easy to forget...after all, a vibrator on your face isn't something you normally [i']expect[/i]."

:nonp:

 

 

 

 

Man, I so wanna game with you...

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"I wondered why the clock was doing that' date=' and then I remembered I had a vibrator stuck to my face. It's easy to forget...after all, a vibrator on your face isn't something you normally [i']expect[/i]."

 

 

In my game, this is what the OOG quotes sound like.

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