Captain Obvious Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Two from a recent game session. Take your thread drift somewhere else. We're talking about shark-launching bears here. uhhh...wait... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Take your thread drift somewhere else. We're talking about shark-launching bears here. uhhh...wait... You suppose we'll be able to use that in Rob's game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conduit Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... He gets to the guy on stage and says "The rest of the band stop and look up at the explosion, what do you do?" The player jumps up, gets into a huge wide stance, and says with enthusiam "Guitar Solo!!!" He then rolls a 5 on his PS Guitar player roll, with the explosion over his shoulder. He kept the audience distracted from the fight. Later when the team leader is calling everyone on our special team radio and asking "Status" we respond: "Okay" "A little singed" "Not to bad" "Rock God!!!!!" Repped! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jomster Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Our heroes finally arrive at the master villain's control room, bash open the doors only to find it mysteriously deserted with the ticking of a clock the only sound... "Ah" says Colonel Bulk, "my arch nemesis Doctor Invisibility, we meet again!" "You've got it wrong Bulk, can't you see that Doctor Invisibility isn't here? This is clearly the master lair of "The Clock Master" retorts the Silver Sail "What if we're both wrong, Silv? What if that ticking is... a bomb?..." A moment's silence descends as our heroes consider just how big the bomb's gonna be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csyphrett Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Sent over a plot sypnosis to my friend for a thread that I have asked to run. A:hmm that seems to work for me Me: any obvious flaws? A: hmm not that i can see other than the players themselves CES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Monster Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... (after a player tried to be discreet and mysterious in monologue) Wait a minute - you just tried so hard not to say anything, you succeeded! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 28, 2006 Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "So, is having X-Rated Vision anything like a Pornographic Memory?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haerandir Posted May 28, 2006 Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The latter is usually a consequence of the former, I believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted May 28, 2006 Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "So' date=' is having X-Rated Vision anything like a Pornographic Memory?"[/quote'] Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weldun Posted May 28, 2006 Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... In our last shadowrun session, we were hired to bodyguard a city councilman while a second team found his daughter, who was being held for ransom. GM (As officious and snobby NPC): I'm not going to allow myself to be seen in public with this, this... riff-raff! Mr. Smith (My character's partner): Are you Riff or Raff? Mr. Jones (Me): Oh, I'm Raff, Riff couldn't make it. Bonus points to the first person to correctly identify where we ripped that antique gag from. M*A*S*H It's not where I got it from, but it's certainly the right syle of humour to be an alternate source. Sorry for taking so long, but the motherboard "conked-out". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proditor Posted May 28, 2006 Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... So, last night was the gathering. The event was hosted by the Nosferatu and the theme was, "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder". Art would be displayed, costume was requested. What better time to unveil "In the image of Caine, Dannington rides to war"? I got up, delivered an expression 5 rendition of the original tale from a few pages back on this thread, and then we unfurled the Craft 5 painting, done in pointillism (Thank you Photoshop) that you see below... I considered cropping the pic to just show the painting, but honestly, the reaction of the Harpy made me reconsider. I got 3 XP nominations last night for Roleplay, costume and presentation. EDIT: I have no idea if this is linked or not, but I also became the Toreador whip last night (Basically, the second in command of the clan). GO FLAMING SHARKS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethosos Posted May 28, 2006 Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Hah! Gratz, I never knew being a Malkie would reap significant benefits! Mind you, I peffer Gangrels, but as long as you keep a Malkie occupied and happy, you've got a friend for life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Monster Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... My wife, who wants to run her long-running Pulp Hero character through the new Designer version: "I should go find Jack and play with him...wait, that doesn't good, does it?" (and no, my real name is *not* Jack!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakboy6117 Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... its missing something wheres the trailer hook for the aquarium on wheels filled with ammo ( you coud have it open topped so in between reloading you could grab your enemies and drop them in perhaps with a mechnical claw). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Have you seen the trailer for My Super Ex? (shark spoiler!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... YES!!! I saw it Friday morning and as soon as I saw it I started laughing hysterically. I had to explain why to my wife later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radioKAOS Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... EDIT: I have no idea if this is linked or not, but I also became the Toreador whip last night (Basically, the second in command of the clan). GO FLAMING SHARKS!!! Ahh flaming sharks... is there ANYTHING they can't do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethosos Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Make decent margaritas--but then again, they always use Triple Sec. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From the latest run of Shadows Angeles: Mike: Great, there's slime. Next there will be tentacles. Nestor: And you're playing the only female (PC) in an anime-themed game. GM: Tyger's prep for the trial? Josh: He's... Nestor: Getting drunk. Josh: He doesn't drink. Mike & Yar: He should start. GM: The trial has begun. Yar: Is it phase three yet? (looks around) What are the odds we'll have combat in here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "Apparently dinosaurs have a Vulnerability to Russian weaponry. Who knew?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "Apparently dinosaurs have a Vulnerability to Russian weaponry. Who knew?" The SG23 game I take it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Of the follower acquired through scaring him half to death in combat, my character remarked, "Apparently, his loyalties are flexible." The necromancer, who'd scared the life out of him, cracked up (both IC and OOC). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... One of our PC's did not survive the battle with the illithid. So the player took over a Lizardman. Then decided to keep him rather than roll up a new guy. So there's a big party celebrating the return of the rightful chief and the newly "PC'd" Lizardman and our team leader (not really but he was the only one who spoke draconic) petition the chief to allow him to accompany the party when we leave. The chief likes the idea and gives his blessing. Player came back and says: "The Chief has given Longtail and I his blessing" Auric: "You do make a handsome couple." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weldun Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... GM: As you approach the bridge, there is a halfling approaching from the other direction. He is dressed in simple clothes and is using a staff as a walking aid. Me: I guide my horse to the side of the road and wait for him to pass. Martok (the Barbarian): IC- "What are you doing? It's just a pathetic little peck. Let him get out of our way." Me: IC- "One. He his travelling on foot whereas we have horses, thus, we can afford a delay more than he can. It's the polite thing to do. Two. As members of the affluent, it is our duty to ease the lives of the less affluent, which he appears to be. Three. He's a lone halfing with a stick, and doesn't seem to be concerned with our approach. He's either insane, or extremely good. Martok: "Bah. He's a peck and that's all he'll ever be." Dismounts, stomps over to the halfling and begins to tell him to get out of his way. *Kaboom* Me: "Three-C. He's a powerfull sorceror with little patience for bigoted barbarians. Oh no, good sir, we'll pick him up. Don't let Martok concern you any further." Weldun's Code of the Adventurer #7: ALWAYS give way to lone travellers in simple garb. (Prefers to play Giovani. Leave the preening to the Camarila and the posturing to the Sabat. Just give me the ability to rip out peoples souls and bind them and other spirits to objects for power. Like the Garou I have bound to my PDA, or the Metal Jagling in my Armani.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The SG23 game I take it? That would be telling, Tim. "Why is it that it's the bad guys who always get to have the neat robot henchmen?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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