Dr. Anomaly Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "Okay, I put all my combat skill levels into Marital Dodge." "Uh, don't you mean Martial Dodge?" "No, I got it right the first time..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Teen Champions: "We need to find a way to keep Tim [Potential] out of any lab until no more than 3 days before any major school function or event." "Huh? Why is that?" "Well, with more than three days he gets too creative, tinkers too much... and then the next thing you know, we're at the night of the prom and the comic book supervillain he accidently brought to life crashes through the wall in the middle of the first dance..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "Look, what are the odds the sleeping dragon would choose NOW to wake up, after all this time?" "Maybe... but I STILL refuse to tap-dance on its skull just to find out." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karmakaze Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "Okay, I put all my combat skill levels into Marital Dodge." "Uh, don't you mean Martial Dodge?" "No, I got it right the first time..." We had a thread about this on the old mailing list a while ago. I think it culminated with an argument about the price for "Marital Blanket Steal"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Man, I'll pay the points for marital dodge any day. Heck, make it x3 end, it's worth it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Mystic Titans Issue #2: "Bad Omens" ==================================================== (Context: Spelljack, wizard with a sentient computer familiar, has been rendered blind by Vilsimbra of the Devil's Advocates.) Spelljack: "I'll just have my familiar walk me around the corner until I can see again." Me: "So, you have a seeing iPod?" ==================================================== "You did say, 'make the circle work', right?" (If you don't get it, you're too young.) ==================================================== Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korvar Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... This is more a "Quotes ofthe year from my Gaming Society", but... http://www.dusa.dundee.ac.uk/durps/BB/viewtopic.php?p=3306#3306 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Typist Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... ======================== "You did say, 'make the circle work', right?" (If you don't get it, you're too young.) ==================================================== I don't get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Like CC said, too young. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdamnhero Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "You did say' date=' 'make the circle work', right?" (If you don't get it, you're too young.)[/quote'] `Fraid I missed it too, and I've got 6 years on ya, CC. Of course, I did have a 103-degree fever yesterday, so all my brain cells might not be working yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... maybe if you italicize "work"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Rhymes with Work, begins with J....Come on guys work with me here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Rhymes with Work' date=' begins with J....Come on guys [i']work[/i] with me here. It's the name of a band, IIRC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTemplar Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Jpork? Of the quotes from our last session, the most humorous were actually borrowed from a certain film by one George Lucas... ...but then what else would you expect when you send the "heroes" to VIPER's Orbital WMD that can cause "Death" from the "Star"s? ____________ As the D-Jet approaches the exterior of VIPER'S Jormungandr Orbital Cannon - Nighthawk: Keep your distance... but don't LOOK like you're keeping your distance. Tomorrow Boy: *disgruntled mumble* Nighthawk: Well, I don't know... Fly Casual! ____________ In the Primary Rail Cannon Maintenance room, after the sudden explosion of a computer terminal caused as a distraction by The Mac Bashtee: Tomorrow Boy (disguised as a VIPER agent, answering a call from the Security Office regarding status): Umm.... we're fine now. Everything's fine. Situation normal.... How are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cenobite Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... It's the name of a band' date=' IIRC.[/quote'] It means something else too. And no, I won't explain. I don't want to get banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... It means something else too. And no' date=' I won't explain. I don't want to get banned.[/quote'] Oh yeah, that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haerandir Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Is that what all the mysteriosity is over? I got that part immediately. I thought there was something else going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted June 3, 2006 Report Share Posted June 3, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "You know, sooner or later the shock of and trauma of dying has to kill him!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted June 3, 2006 Report Share Posted June 3, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "How do you feel about a uranium coating, lieutenant?" ----- "Personally, I find a 'fluid gun' a little suggestive in the hands of a man who's fighting a woman..." ----- "Stop dying and let me kill you!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted June 3, 2006 Report Share Posted June 3, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "Don't you think that using a .50 cal to administer a coup de gra might be just a little bit of overkill?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted June 3, 2006 Report Share Posted June 3, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "No, I think what we have here is a situation that shows us the universe has indeed bought 10d6 Unluck, Usable As An Attack..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Zod Posted June 3, 2006 Report Share Posted June 3, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... An old one from our retired Sci-Fi game. The PCs had taken an orc alive, stripped him of his weapons and armor, and brought him back to their ship to interrogate him. PC: "Allright scumbag, you're going to tell us everything, troop positions, attack plans, everything. Lets start off with exactly how many trucks you have." The literal minded orc's confused response: "Ha, you fool, I have no trucks, I am naked!" That line has been repeated within the group many times since. Eventually they got out of him that there were more trucks than he could count on his fingers and toes, but if each of his fingers and toes was a hand itself, then all of their combined fingers would be equal in number to the number of trucks his tribe possessed. You would think that the PCs would have been more grateful, what with him independently inventing multiplication just for their benefit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted June 3, 2006 Report Share Posted June 3, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "No, no... I have seen Mt. Rushmore. I remember it well... it was just after my house had exploded." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted June 3, 2006 Report Share Posted June 3, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "I don't 'run' in any situation unless 'food' or 'fear' is involved... the two 'f's." [grin] "I think you forgot a very important 'f' in that list." "Nah... for that one I drive... it's much quicker." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted June 3, 2006 Report Share Posted June 3, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "There's no excuse for a zombie woodchipper... woodchippers aren't supposed to move on their own and chase people!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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