Dr. Anomaly Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Tell me Dr. Does everything I say end up on this thread? I mean I thought It was funny but dang it is like reading my life all over again. No, no, not everything... just the good bits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... You're lucky Dr A doesn't work for the NSA' date=' then your funny pizza orders and amusing telemarketing conversations would be up here too.[/quote'] You just don't know how to decode the real information hidden inside these "funny" quotes, hooligan x! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdamnhero Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... More Bencon Quotes – another day, another Pulp game: We open with Mack on the telephone to his girl, who has excellent sources of information (in and out of character): Mack: (thick Brooklyn accent) “Aw now, Roxie, don’t be that way! You know those Eye-talian broads meant nuthin to me!†A quick flight to London later, we receive a briefing from the Chief Inspector at Scotland Yard; Rakesh (I *think* that was the character’s name) is an Indian PI who sounds like Apu the Kwikie-Mart clerk from the Simpsons: Chief: “We’ve had a number of disappearances. Drunks and Doxies, mostly.†Rakesh: “You lost a dachshund?†Later: Chief: “The bodies appear to have been chewed.†Rakesh: “By a dachshund?†(Repeat same joke 4 or 5 more times throughout the rest of the game.) The Professor blows his KS: Occult roll; but Lucky, the dim-witted stuntman makes his KS: Movie Monsters roll: Lucky: “No Professor, let me tell you all about it!†Prof: (sounds of teeth grinding) Later: Lucky: “Sherlock Homes is real! I’ve seen his movies!†Prof: (sounds of teeth grinding) We report back to the Chief: Chief: “Do you know who burned the bodies?†Rakesh: “We’ve narrowed it down to someone who has mastered fire.†And we end with Mack on the telephone again: Mack: “You know those English dames meant nuthin to me!†Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... You just don't know how to decode the real information hidden inside these "funny" quotes' date=' hooligan x! [/quote'] I did. That's why Dr Anomaly is very weary around the Tribble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I did. That's why Dr Anomaly is very weary around the Tribble. He gets tired when he gets near you??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korvar Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Tell me Dr. Does everything I say end up on this thread? I mean I thought It was funny but dang it is like reading my life all over again. No' date=' no, not [u']everything[/u]... just the good bits! See, that's how reliving your life should be like... just the good bits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethosos Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... He gets tired when he gets near you??? Tribbles like to be petted, and this one has learned the art of convincing people to give him even more pettin's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Or putting the dangerous foes to sleep. And then decorating them..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdamnhero Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... More Bencon quotes, these from my Pulp Friends game (actually these are from two different tables of the same scenario): Player#1 (OOC): “Are they Chinese or Japanese?†GM: “It’s 1933. They’re Asians.†Player #2 (OOC): “Actually, they’re not even Asians yet; they’re still Orientals.†GM: “I stand corrected, thank you.†Chandler: “It’s a party, and you’re NOT invited!†GM: “Yeah, they don’t laugh either. But one of them throws a shuriken at you.†Chandler: “Wow, tough crowd.†Joey: “Hey Chandler, this ketchup tastes funny. Kinda like…†Chandler: “Blood?†Joey: “Yeah. Hey…!†GM: “He totally whiffs on the monkey.†Player: “Can I steal that quote out of context?†Chandler: “Could my mustache BE any longer?†Joey: “I sneak up behind the guard…†“…I charge the guard, yelling at the top of my lungs.†Joey: “When did we decide to go with Monica’s plan?†Ross: “When she got tired of waiting and walked through the door (into the enemy bar). If you’d gone through the door first, we’d be using your plan.†GM: “Okay… Jennifer Anniston with a Tommy Gun…†GM: “OK, half the ninjas are already down, and you’re firing a Tommy Gun. That’s gotta be worth a +2d6.†Rachel: “My dress is torn.†GM: “+3d6.†Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... THAT sounds like a fun game! Do you have writeups for the characters? That would be a hoot to read over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdamnhero Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... THAT sounds like a fun game! Do you have writeups for the characters? That would be a hoot to read over. http://www.herogames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=42886 ...Tho I've tweaked them a bit more, and need to upload the "final" versions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Later: Lucky: “Sherlock Homes is real! I’ve seen his movies!” Prof: (sounds of teeth grinding) Lucky: He went to Africa and everything. No... wait, that was Shaft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "Don't be sexist. Broads hate that." Wife: "I run across the stage and perform a flying broad jump at her." Me: "Never has there been a more aptly named jump." Wife: (clatter of dice shortly thereafter): "Woohoo! 25 Stun on 5 dice!" Me: "Yeah, and it was against an opponent this time." GM: "None of the other scientists here have an entourage like yours." Me: "That's because none of them are as important as me." Roberto: "None of them are as *rich* as you." Me: "Like I said." "We're not dealing with people, we're dealing with scientists. They enjoy dull and boring." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdamnhero Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Wife: "I run across the stage and perform a flying broad jump at her." Me: "Never has there been a more aptly named jump." Wife: (clatter of dice shortly thereafter): "Woohoo! 25 Stun on 5 dice!" Me: "Yeah, and it was against an opponent this time." Hope the couch was comforteable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proditor Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... GM: It's SPRINGTIME! Me and Gita in perfect harmony: For Hitler, and Germany! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Typist Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... GM: It's SPRINGTIME! Me and Gita in perfect harmony: For Hitler, and Germany! I don't get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proditor Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I don't get it. Neither did the GM. If you haven't seen "The Producers", it won't make much sense. Fortunately, the rest of the players had seen it, or that would have been awkward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
薔薇語 Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... This is one I heard just a little ago. "Your privacy is invading our public!":D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "Whenever a child's eyes light up when looking at a massive engine of destruction, my heart melts." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted June 10, 2006 Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Vitus, veering left from suicidal depression, bloody vengeance and spiteful destruction, into the calm if temporary waters of mild equimanity , and having rescued young Shiarie from the clutches of Telieos, the Perfect Man "So, how was your day?" Shiarie - "how was my DAY??? I get kidnapped by a maniac, told I'm a clone, and my sister is going to be his unwilling girlfriend? How do you think my day was?" Vitus - "Ah. My only lover was beheaded, my adopted son mutiliated and murdered in front of me, and my entire home universe erased from existance." Shiarie - "..." The Spectre - "..." The Spectre - "well, that beats my story" Shiarie - "jeez, you really hate to lose, don't you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted June 10, 2006 Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Weldun's campaign, hunting technology thieves in the Utility Tunnels. my Mentalist, Truman Golightly - "Don't they have cameras down here?" Sundog's character Terminus - "What for?" Truman - "to film the turtles?" Terminus - "what turtles?" Barbara's Chaos Mage - "I think he means the alligators" Avatar of the Sun - "You have ALLIGATORS in your sewers?" Chaos Mage - "No no no... we've got CROCODILES" Terminus - "But they're not even native to this continent!" Chaos Mage - "Yeah, but they keep the rats down" Avatar of the Sun - "But what do the rats eat?" Chaos Mage - "They eat the alligators" Truman - "What happened to the turtles?" Chaos Mage - "The alligators eat them" Truman - "....You bought me down here with alligators?" Terminus - "No no no - you only have to watch out for the aliens" Truman - ".... aliens..." Chaos Mage - "yeah, but you only have to outrun the aliens" Truman and Chaos Mage together - "Lessee.. you've got armour... you can fly.. you can teleport..." Truman - "You BASTARDS, you brought me down here as bait!" Chaos Mage - "Yeah, you're right, you are screwed" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Agenda Posted June 10, 2006 Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... You're lucky Dr A doesn't work for the NSA' date=' then your funny pizza orders and amusing telemarketing conversations would be up here too.[/quote'] I (consider the I to be capitalized for effect) used to work for the NSA. A long time ago. I'm much better now. Curse you, Doctor Anomaly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheQuestionMan Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Kraypike (The Giant Corpulant Goblin Wizard) - "There is no problem that cannot be solved by the correct application of Elementals" Kraypike (The Giant Corpulant Goblin Wizard) - "I call him Air Strike" LOL... Good Game QM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... For the latest session of Shadows Angelus: Nestor (OOC about Tyger versus the esper): "Ohhh... he's scary, I must make myself big!" (With thanks and apologies to Red Dwarf ) Robert (OOC looking up from Gadgets and Gear): "Okay, I'm ready to kill." The GM (as an AI computer): "Something's holding my hand and won't let go." Officer Burton to the topless strip club waitress: "I'll have a cup of tits... I mean tea." Officer Tyger (a cat clade) (OOC): "Madam Red (a vixen clade)? Where did she get that name?" Officer Jama (also OOC): "I don't know, Tyger." Madam Red to the PCs: "You're not from around here. I like that in a man." Michael describing his character's actions in the strip club: "Jama is on *ss-slap patrol." Officer Carpenter to a victim of Evil: "Repent." Thug hits Carpenter with a knife: "Armor? Sh*t." "Stop humping my leg you stupid human!" Officer Burton: "It's for science!" Sgt. Hemelshot notices that Officer Burton has lipstick smeared near his mouth. Burton: "I can explain." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Omega Wurm runs up against White Knite. White Knite is the first person ever to have enough Mental Defense to completely stop Wurm's mind powers. Ego Blast, no stun. Mental Illusions, nothing seen. Telepathy, no data. Finally, in desperation, Omega Wurm yells at White Knite: "Bah! you can't stop me from covering your mental defenses with graffitti !" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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