Dr. Anomaly Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Okay, it makes sense now. Thank you. For some reason, my brain was using 'Meow Mix' as a verb rather than a noun, I think, like it was some weird slang expression I had just NEVER EVER HEARD. You're welcome. Glad I could clear that up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Comments and Quotes from the 7th Session of Shadows Angelus: Mike's comment to Josh on the new costume designs he's drawn: "This is for a new action figure line, isn't it?" Officer Tyger takes 9 BODY... again. Mike: "Tyger, they're gonna give you your own room at the hospital." Nestor: "Psychic Heimlich Maneuver!" Sergeant Hemelshot: "Officer Karuk, go over to where [the monster] emerged and see if there's another one." Officer Jamadagni Renuka (after being swallowed by the monster): "Sarge? Permission to take a really long hot shower." Nestor (OOC): "Sure, but we will need to keep you under visual observation." The GM: "For Tyger, shooting someone twice is pretty intimate knowledge... it's how he met his girlfriend." Random comment on gender issues in 2112 Japan: "Hasn't 200 years of anime taught them anything?" "It's like she crawled inside somebody and they died." (The winning comment on the smell after Jama was swallowed by a monster.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... a few good ones I remembered to write down.. we've moved from fighting demons to fighting fanatic angels. Angel: "I'm doing the will of the lord!" Preacher: "Did he send you a pamphlet?" Ghost (on Preacher): "He's highly intelligent. Just randomly articulate." Ghost (on Faust, who is talking about her Goddess of choice): "I'm stunned, she didn't pull out the Wear's My Clothes bit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cenobite Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Antoine Harrison (the team's contact with MARS): "Guys, I need you to go check out a restaurant called Chicken Kitchen. *Brief pause* There's been an incident. Fade: Ok. Hey, maybe we can grab lunch while we're at it. Harrison: No. You won't be having lunch there. Ever again. Fade & Silhouette (in perfect unison): Oh. That kind of incident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "Roll the dice in the turtle." -------------------------------------- "That's it, I'm done running." "Dude, you're a speedster. That's kind of dumb." -------------------------------------- "If you do that, it'll bring the ceiling and probably the front of the building down." "NOW, this is a super-fight!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supreme Serpent Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... An oldie but a goodie. Character is Zantar, which is a jungle-man Tarzan-type played in a 1930's low-level supers game. "They tried to shoot Zantar with machine gun! Good thing Zantar not machine!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... *snif* I missed my game this weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... My favorite this week: GM: You hear a rumor about a guy who slept with a giant. She was 16 feet tall, according to the stories. Me: Couldn't have been very satisfying, for her . . . GM: He used his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cenobite Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Not sure if this counts, since it wasn't actually said aloud, but I was told a tale the other day. At the game store I go to there's a D&D GM who is a bisexual male. Also, there is a semi-regular who is the most socially inept person I have ever seen. I suspect he might have Asperger's syndrome. So the GM was recently putting together a new group after the conclusion of a campaign. Asperger Guy heard about it, and asked if he could get in. Against his better judgement the GM agreed. The GM told me he knew he was in trouble when Asperger Guy said to him "I know you're gay and everything, but could I have sex with a girl in your game?" Note that the emphisised text was not a jab at the GM's sexual orientation (which Asperger Guy got wrong anyway), but a hopeful request from the player. The GM was caught a little off guard by the question, but responded "Um... ok." He told me later that he'd been tempted to go into a pirate voice and respond "Arrr... No matey, ye can only **** men in my game." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Robert Harrison's Neon Labyrinth game ended yesterday. GM: He assumes a ninjutsu pose. Ross (OOC): I think that's my cue to shoot him. GM: Who's first [through the door]? Ross (Major Murasami): I am. GM: Ahh... the punching bag. Josh (the Good-Kitty Hominid): I'm a porn star, not a fighter. GM: This is a very busy moat. Ken (Nakamura): Let the princess go and you'll get away with just jail. Ross (to the GM): I want to study the bomb and see if there's anything I can shoot to disable it. Ken: I'm betting if you shoot that guy you'll disable to bomb. Major Murasami: He's an American, he can break anything. Ken: Gut shot the gaki. Saramoto the gaki: The old ways are best. Devil Hunter Jones (produces an enchanted evil-killing sword that's at least 1,500 years old): You're right. Josh (John Smith the werecat): I decided to change form as well. Nestor (Cheung the weretiger): What? you're a house cat [now]? Josh: I use all my squid points. Ross: Let the porn star lick the girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... OOC, starting a new game; Half Orc Character whining about being unable to leave his indentured servitude. GM: You steal away in the night, your Gnomish master can't stop you. You had the way the whole time. Me: "There's No Race Like Gnome!" I was promptly lynched. (I got better) Later on, the same Half-Orc (the player's a whiner who does stupid things but never thinks bad stuff should happen to him. Anyway, he was contacted by our group's benifactor but was weary and kept thinking we were going to kill him. My Ranger, bright but naive local boy, kept taking the leader aside and asking him, "ARE we going to kill him?" The Half-Orc sets off a trap. "I could have just stabbed him, Arv." "I am NOT trying to kill him. It's a dangerous dungeon!" "Oh..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
薔薇語 Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... This one came up in a recent STAR HERO game I was running. We had just taken a break from it and started talking about differnt ideas. Player: "if you run the power from a ship's engine directly to its magnesium hull it would explode right in spaceport?" GM: "Al-Quida 3.0!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koshka Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I was sitting in on a friend's Pulp Hero game the other day: GM to Player One: (after describing the assassin coming through the upper-deck window of the train car we're in) OK, what do you say? before player one could respond, Player Two: (who's browsing through the food table since his character isn't on the upper deck of said train car) Where's the condiments? A couple phases later, a PC drills the gun- and ketchup bottle*-armed assassin through the right shoulder for 9 BODY. Player: Is he right-handed? GM: He was. ________ *Added to his armament after the previous comment ________ And then last night was the regular D&D game. A little background -- one of the PCs, Malachi, is married to a priestess of the Drow good-aligned goddess (don't ask me to spell the name). She's working in the Underdark, but has come up for a couple quick visits before so all of us know about the relationship. The magical alarms go off at the house we've been staying at for the past month, so we head out to help with the search. While checking the bushes by the wall, the ranger suddenly finds a dagger held to his throat by a drow hand. "Malachi, it's for you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkwleisemann Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... A little background material: In Milwaukee Masks, Our Heroes have finally gotten to a reception at the museum and gone through a robbery attempt by VIPER. Mid-robbery, the agent's real target was revealed; the giant jade statue of a dragon. The statue was broken in the fight, releasing the dragon within. Squick, the group's metamorph/martial artist, has gone through the entire fight with the dice hating him with a deep, unabiding passion. While he managed to activate his shifting and elasticity, his density increase took at least 3 attempts to get to kick in, and his first attempt on the dragon failed (just). So, preparing to attack it a second time: "Halt or I shall whiff mightily a second time!" And, perhaps predictably, he did. Then a Viper agent fired on the dragon, and rolls a 3 on his attack. Again, from Squick, albeit OOC: "And Squick retires in disgust when the VIPER agent can hit the broad side of a dragon he can't! " I'm almost scared what'll happen when he does land a punch; his damage rolls have been pretty good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proditor Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Background: I'm now playing my second character at the LARP's, not because Anton is gone, but I keep maxing his XP for the month in like week 2. So I created my new character: Billy Ray Johnson, ex-martial arts movie star and southern gentleman. Here was my introduction to the Keeper of Annapolis and the Seneschal of DC.... Keeper: Good evening. My I have your name please? Billy Ray: Absolutely Ma'am, I am Billy Ray Johnson. Keeper: What a delightful accent. And your clan? Billy Ray: Well thank you kindly for the compliment Ma'am, I have the honor of being from Clan Assamite. *The Keeper holds up her hand to go out of character* Wait a sec....this guy is a redneck Assamite?!? *I Grin* Seneschal, also OOC: Dude, you're my hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... This is the same Vamp game that had the bear-mounted shark launchers? JG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cenobite Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to proditor again Heh. Reminds me of my old Vampire LARP days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proditor Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... This is the same Vamp game that had the bear-mounted shark launchers? JG Why yes, yes it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Why yes' date=' yes it is. [/quote'] Mark-Rein Hagen must be turning over in his coffin. JG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proditor Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Mark-Rein Hagen must be turning over in his coffin. JG Hey, I'm just doing my little bit to help out. On a side note, the Toreador prince of DC, Calliope, is famous for her reference to the "Toreador staple gun". IE: The device most Toreadors use to staple one hand to their head so that they can more easily be in a constant state of angst and ennui. She's the bomb yo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Hey, I'm just doing my little bit to help out. On a side note, the Toreador prince of DC, Calliope, is famous for her reference to the "Toreador staple gun". IE: The device most Toreadors use to staple one hand to their head so that they can more easily be in a constant state of angst and ennui. She's the bomb yo. heh. I always used the term Goth Glue when making fun of the little vampire pin heads in crowds who look like they've glued the back of their hand to their pasty foreheads. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alibear Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Four PC's in a fantasy group. 3 are warrior women different styles. Una Ni Murtaghi to bumpkin soldier. "Don't you worry about your sweetheart when you're off fighting wars?" BS. "What about you, you hear all sorts of stories about rape in the army?" Una (Pointedly looking at the player playing the only male character) "Oh don't worry, we'll rape him if when we want to!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cenobite Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Hey, I'm just doing my little bit to help out. On a side note, the Toreador prince of DC, Calliope, is famous for her reference to the "Toreador staple gun". IE: The device most Toreadors use to staple one hand to their head so that they can more easily be in a constant state of angst and ennui. She's the bomb yo. Man, I wish I could give her rep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calonnau Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Have only played Champions once so don't really have a good supply of quotes. The funniest quote I can remember is from a Conspiracy X game. The PC team which I was a member of had just been deployed by helicopter onto the deck of a missing research vessel on Lake Superior in Michigan. Very creepy, Mary Celeste style and the team leader orders the team to split up. When concerns are raised his response is "Best case scenario we find their (the other team members) nibbled on corpses. Worst case scenario their nibbled on corpses find us." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From our Teen heros game: "There is something different about that sheild!" OOC:"Instead of Questionite, it must be Answerite." "She said he would be good in the end." OOC: "Brokeback Hero." "I wonder if you'd get detention if you killed someone?" setup: A character had given an old couple 100 dollars after we had to tie them up and borke a window. Then, after the GM describes a hidden nuclear bomb hidden in their barn. "I turn around and get my 100 dollars back." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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