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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now?

 

"Kiss me, I'm S#*tfaced" - Dropkick Murphys

 

I play in a band

We're the best in the land

We're big in both Chelsea and France

I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar

There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance

So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty

These other gals mean nothing to me

Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night

'Cause I'm more than a handfull you'll see

 

[CHORUS:]

So kiss me I'm sh*tfaced

And I'm soaked, I'm soiled, and brown

in the trousers... she kissed me

And I only bought her one round

 

I can bench press a car,

I'm an ex football star,

with degrees from both Harvard and Yale.

Girls just can't keep up,

I'm a really love machine,

I've had far better sex while in jail.

I designed the Sears tower,

I make two grand an hour,

I cook the world's best duck flambe'.

I'll take the pick of the liter,

And girls jockey for me,

I don't need these lines to get laid.

 

I'm the man of the night,

A real ladies delight,

See, my figure was chiseled from stone.

One more for the gal then I'll escort her home...

Come last call, I'm never alone.

I own a house on the hill with a red water bed.

It puts Hugh Hefner's mansion to shame.

With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars,

I'm just here in this dump for the gain.

 

Ahh, f*** it. Who am I sh*ttin'?

 

I'm a pitiful site

And I ain't all that bright

I'm definitely not chiseled from stone

I'm a cheat and a liar

No women's desire

I'll probably die cold and alone

 

But just give me a chance

Cause deep down inside

I swear I got a big heart of gold

I'm a monogamous man

No more one night stands

Come on, let me take you home

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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now?

 

The Old Apartment - Barenaked Ladies

 

 

Broke into the old apartment

This is where we used to live

Broken glass, broke and hungry

Broken hearts and broken bones

This is where we used to live

 

Why did you paint the walls?

Why did you clean the floor?

Why did you plaster over the hole I punched in the door?

This is where we used to live

 

Why did you keep the mousetrap?

Why did you keep the dishrack?

These things used to be mine

I guess they still are, I want them back

 

Broke into the old apartment

Forty-two stairs from the street

Crooked landing, crooked landlord

Narrow laneway filled with crooks.

This is where we used to live.

 

Why did they pave the lawn?

Why did they change the locks?

Why did I have to break it, I only came here to talk

This is where we used to live

 

How is the neighbor downstairs?

How is her temper this year?

I turned up your tv and stomped on the floor just for fun

I know we dont live here anymore

We bought an old house on the danforth

She loves me and her body keeps me warm

Im happy here

But this is where we used to live

 

Broke into the old apartment

Tore the phone out of the wall

Only memories, fading memories

Blending into dull tableaux

 

I want them back

 

I want them back

This is where we used to live

 

I want them back

This is where we used to live

 

I want them back

This is where we used to live

 

I want them back

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