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Must CUDDLE~!!! :D

 

Apparently you have never listened to the classic country humor story, "A Coon Huntin' Story" in which John Eubanks climbs the tallest sweetgum tree in the swamp which is where the coon hounds indicate they have treed the coon. Upon reaching the top, he punches said coon with a pointed stick to knock him out of the tree (this is because he refused to shoot a coon out of the tree. It must be given a sporting chance to whip the dogs if it wants to). Unfortunately for John, it wasn't a coon. It was a lynx. And that thing attacked (insert accent marker over the "e") John.

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Re: "Neat" Pictures

 

Apparently you have never listened to the classic country humor story' date=' "A Coon Huntin' Story" in which John Eubanks climbs the tallest sweetgum tree in the swamp which is where the coon hounds indicate they have treed the coon. Upon reaching the top, he punches said coon with a pointed stick to knock him out of the tree (this is because he refused to shoot a coon out of the tree. It must be given a sporting chance to whip the dogs if it wants to). Unfortunately for John, it wasn't a coon. It was a lynx. And that thing attacked (insert accent marker over the "e") John.[/quote']

 

 

This one?

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This one?

 

I was think it was a variation of this:

A man walked into his back yard one morning and found a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a dog, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun.

 

"Now listen carefully," he told the homeowner. "I'm going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls to the ground. The trained dog will then go right for his crotch and when the gorilla instinctively crosses his hands in front to protect himself, you slap on the handcuffs."

 

"Got it", the homeowner replied. "But what's the shotgun for?"

 

 

"If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla", the man said, "shoot the dog."

 

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