Cancer Posted December 12, 2014 Report Share Posted December 12, 2014 Hiding out in the open. Crazy old coots are generally considered harmless. Their mistake, but so it goes. tkdguy and L. Marcus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 13, 2014 Report Share Posted December 13, 2014 Anybody remember this one? I still have the brush if not the gel. The bristles are still good. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 13, 2014 Report Share Posted December 13, 2014 I never had that kit, but I do use a brush. I'll never go back to using shaving creme from a can. I can't. I won't. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 13, 2014 Report Share Posted December 13, 2014 I never had that kit, but I do use a brush. I'll never go back to using shaving creme from a can. I can't. I won't. Same here. Same thing goes for disposable razors. Back in March, I bought a safety razor and a pack of 100 blades. I don't have to spend any more cash on shaving supplies for a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 13, 2014 Report Share Posted December 13, 2014 Animated GIF showing the path of Near-Earth Object J002E3 Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 14, 2014 Report Share Posted December 14, 2014 So basically that was a year-long recon prior to the invasion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeropoint Posted December 14, 2014 Report Share Posted December 14, 2014 We almost got a new moon there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmower Boy Posted December 14, 2014 Report Share Posted December 14, 2014 Animated GIF showing the path of Near-Earth Object J002E3 Geez. I was beginning to think it'd never take the hint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 14, 2014 Report Share Posted December 14, 2014 Welcome to the n-body problem, presented in a rotating and moving coordinate system. Sociotard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted December 14, 2014 Report Share Posted December 14, 2014 Burrito Boy and death tribble 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 Logan D. Hurricanes and death tribble 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 Same here. Same thing goes for disposable razors. Back in March, I bought a safety razor and a pack of 100 blades. I don't have to spend any more cash on shaving supplies for a year. I think I've been using the same disposable razor for about a year. Once in a while I'll use shaving cream if I can remember to buy some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 I think I've been using the same disposable razor for about a year. Once in a while I'll use shaving cream if I can remember to buy some. Just reading this made my face hurt. And I haven't shaved in years. bigbywolfe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 You do what Chuck Norris does? Drive the whiskers through your cheek with a ball peen hammer, then gnaw 'em off from the inside? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 No, I do what Chuck Norris actually does: grow a beard. ...with a fist under it! death tribble and tkdguy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 Just reading this made my face hurt. And I haven't shaved in years. Usually I don't notice until I change the razor, then I'm always like "Whoa! Why did I wait so long to change this?" Followed by "Why is there so much blood?" Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 Followed by blackout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 Either that, or you do the Carrie thing and telekinetically destroy everything around you and everyone you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 Beards are nasty...unless they're on ladies, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 my brother got me into the Dollar Shave Club. Every other month they send me new blades for my razor. 4 blades per shipment - $4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 I use a Braun electric razor. Cutting block and foil gets replaced about every 18 months or so, cleaning solution about every 2-3 months. I have some really old shaving gel and some Mach 5 razors that Gillette attached to club packs of anti-antiperspirant several years back, but those only see action when I've gone too long to get neat with my beard trimmer and electric razor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 I've decided to have a beard this winter. Better than any scarf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankL Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 When I was writing a western recently, I asked my wife if I would look good with a mustache. (Complete look of utter horror) S: Um, what kind? M: No. I'm thinking one of those horseshoes. (traced it with my fingers) S: Let me just say this. You can do with your face what you want. Just ask yourself if I'll want to wade through all that bristle to kiss you. Picture purely for reference of a horseshoe mustache. This has the proper stretch down the sides to the jawline, but I wouldn't let the individual hairs be this long Plus, it's Sam Elliot. He could out cowboy John Wayne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 I had the opposite ultimatum given to me. My beard is sparse but very coarse, and I was told (shortly after getting together with the woman who became my wife) the whisker burn was really nasty by the time I got home after work, so I was given three options: shave twice a day, grow the beard out, or not kiss her. Option 2 won big. I do the edge maintnance with a disposable razor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 The husband tried to grow a beard recently. It didn't work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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