L. Marcus Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 Death Tribble's pancreas was once both canonized and misspelled -- hence, S:t Pancras. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 L. Marcus unsuccessfully petitioned to have Death Tribble cannonized. From an actual cannon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 Continuing on the adventures of Pariah: A man in a dark pin-stripped suit knocks on Pariah's door. He says he is from a government black ops agency, and asks Pariah to follow him. Pariah is needed to save the world. He asks Pariah his name, and then said "oops sorry, wrong house." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 Bazza was the guy in the suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 Cancer was disappointed that the John Wayne film The Star Packer was not about astronomy or about trying to pack suns into a confined space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 The band Madness took its name from when they once witnessed DT ranting magnificently about how every single sport out there was inferior to cricket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 L. Marcus publicly claims to prefer surströmming, but actually eats lutefisk at any opportunity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 Pariah was disappointed that the John Wayne film, They Were Expendable was not a 40s version of Stallone's Expendables series Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 Death Tribble publicly claims to prefer fish & chips, but actually eats surströmming at any opportunity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 Pariah means buffalo chips there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 Cancer feasts on surströmming with every sign of relish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 L. Marcus once brought buffalo chips to a poker game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 Continuing on the adventures of Pariah: A UFO lands in downtown Salt Lake City, and out walks a family of Jedi centaurs led by Pariah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 Bazza has already negotiated with the Jedi centaurs for movie rights in perpetuity. Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 Pariah assured Bazza that centaur pr0n would rake in tens of millions in Utah alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 Cancer wanted a cut for any centuar "funny business" in Washington state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 Bazza was again disappointed that the John Wayne film The Sea Chase did not involve a sea being chased but a ship on the sea instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 Death Tribble is secretly a Jedi Sith centaur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 Pariah takes Sith from no-one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 L. Marcus knows how to re-wire Stonehenge into a drive for moving the planet from one star system to another, but the parts are on back order and won't be delivered for another baktun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 2, 2017 Report Share Posted November 2, 2017 Cancer was penalized in last year's International Chess Championships for knight move that required 4-dimensional mathematics to justify. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 2, 2017 Report Share Posted November 2, 2017 And Pariah was the judge that penalised Cancer at that chess tournament. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 2, 2017 Report Share Posted November 2, 2017 ...because one of Bazza's best mates was Cancer's opponent. (By the way, that check still hasn't cleared.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 2, 2017 Report Share Posted November 2, 2017 That is because I sent a cheque. You should check again. ? A few Pariahs formed a superhero team the Infinite Pariahs. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 2, 2017 Report Share Posted November 2, 2017 Bazza once tried to get insurance for his underpants. No-one knows why; they were perfectly safe, as they were made out of asbestos-laced vibranium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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