Pariah Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 L. Marcus was so bored on his last exam that he decided to answer the questions in Latin, just to make it interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 10 minutes ago, Pariah said: L. Marcus was so bored on his last exam that he decided to answer the questions in Latin, just to make it interesting. L. Marcus was imitating Pariah's brilliant answer to a quantum chemistry exam, written in Old Norse alliterative verse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 Cancer once promised an A for the semester to anyone who could explain in plain English what the weak force is. There were no takers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 Pariah's answer to that question later in the hallway was "What folks with few metachlorians get" He didn't get an A either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 Hermit secretly wishes he was 'Fish Guy'. Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 Kaeto was disappointed that the John Wayne film Red River was not about a river in Soviet Russia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 5 minutes ago, death tribble said: Kaeto was disappointed that the John Wayne film Red River was not about a river in Soviet Russia No I was disappointed that it wasn't a better movie. Death Tribble is obsessed with John Wayne and wants to posthumously have his babies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 23, 2017 Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 Kaeto actually knows the airspeed velocities of unladen swallows, both African and European. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 23, 2017 Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 Pariah will be the one delivering the boom tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 23, 2017 Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 Hermit got him the gig at UPS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 23, 2017 Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 l Marcus was disappointed that the John Wayne film The Man from Monterey had nothing to do with the music festival. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 23, 2017 Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 There's an as-yet-unknown-to-science species of amphibians living in and around Death Tribble's bathroom and bedroom. He knows this and exults in keeping secrets. He calls them Nowhere Mode Commode Toads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 23, 2017 Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 Cancer has a winter cabin on Titan, mostly for the ethanol lakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 L Marcus was disappointed that the John Wayne film Rainbow Valley did not have a valley with a rainbow in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 Death Tribble goes on and on publicly about Lolth and that plain-looking woman from the X-Files, but secretly he has a shrine to Anjelica Huston (as Morticia Addams) in his basement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 Pariah, my name is Death Tribble, you mocked my Goddesses, prepare to cry. Pariah was disappointed that the John Wayne film The Lawless Nineties was not about renegade lingerie. He confused Nighties with Nineties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 Death Tribble has never actually seen a John Wayne movie. Oddly enough, this fact leaves him not disappointed in the slightest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 Pariah was disappointed that the John Wayne movie The First Rebel was not about the founder of the Rebel Alliance in Star Wars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 Death Tribble desperately wanted to be eaten by John Wayne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 Kaeto has an infrared power ring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 Of course! I'm Infra-Man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 The safety glasses you wear for working with green lasers are red. The safety glasses you wear for working with red lasers are green. What color safety glasses do you wear for working with infrared lasers? Kaeto knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 Cancer was disappointed that the John Wayne film Westward Ho ! was not about the seaside village in Devon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 Death Tribble has lost what little imagination he had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 Kaeto was heartbroken to the nth degree to find out that the John Wayne film Texas Cyclone is not set in Texas and does not have a cyclone neither as a wind, washing machine nor vacuum cleaner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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