L. Marcus Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 Death tribble religiously collects obituaries of old council members of Kingston-upon-Tyne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 L. Marcus was a popcorn vendor at the Siege of Paris in 845. Of course, he couldn't call it popcorn; instead it was Blaspheming Hellfire Barley, with salt and butter. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 Cancer tried to recreate the recipe. His experiment is now known as the Great Fire of Chicago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 Death Tribble survived the loss of HMS Repulse on 10 December 1941 only by virtue of being fired out of a 4-inch gun at one of the attacking Japanese aircraft. The shot missed, but DT swims well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 Cancer began that snogging-under-mistletoe tradition, way back in Iron Age England, somewhere near Doncaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 L. Marcus collects unicorn figurines cast in iridium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 Pariah was collected by a unicorn and stuffed in memory to Tim Curry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 Death Tribble was disappointed that when he went to an Indian restaurant and ordered curry, it tasted nothing like the star of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 Lady Pariah really hates any talk of musicals as Pariah then gives a full rendition of the musical Oklahoma ! She doses him with laxative afterwards in revenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 death tribble was asked to give Doctor Who a lift to...well...anywhere, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 Ragitsu is often mistaken for an Italian dessert or starter which causes him no end of volcanic rages. Remember the El Reno tornado ? That was a by product of one of his rages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 Death Tribble did the Time Warp. Again. Breixt and the Trump presidency were the unfortunate aftereffects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 Pariah has discovered that the Hokey Pokey is a young man's game. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 L Marcus discovered Australia. In an atlas. And still does not believe it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 Death Tribble is deeply offended that Lizard Lighthouse at the southern tip of Cornwall is not actually operated by lizards, dinosaurs, tuataras, therapsids, or any other even vaguely squamatious reptiles. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 It has always bothered Cancer that Saturnalia has nothing to do with the planet Saturn. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattern Ghost Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 death tribble wanted to become a consort to the Demon Queen of Spiders, but it was a Lolth cause. Cancer, Hermit and tkdguy 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 Pattern Ghost has never actually walked the Pattern. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 Pariah once reviewed Vaiana entirely in mime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattern Ghost Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 L Marcus once tiptoed through the tulips. He is no longer allowed to visit Holland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 30, 2017 Report Share Posted December 30, 2017 Pattern Ghost was once used as the bass line for A Walk Through the Black Forest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 30, 2017 Report Share Posted December 30, 2017 18 hours ago, Pattern Ghost said: death tribble wanted to become a consort to the Demon Queen of Spiders, but it was a Lloth cause. she will get you for that remark. She hates anyone spelling her name wrong. Sundog lives in fear of being hit by a shrink ray, cooked over an open fire and then put into a sesame seed bun to be eaten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 30, 2017 Report Share Posted December 30, 2017 It's the last Saturday of the year. Time for Death Tribble to go out and buy his boxer shorts for next year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattern Ghost Posted December 31, 2017 Report Share Posted December 31, 2017 On 12/30/2017 at 3:17 AM, death tribble said: she will get you for that remark. She hates anyone spelling her name wrong. Fixed, but that doesn't improve your chances at consort-hood. Cancer discovered the place where the other sock goes from the wash, but destroyed all record of his discovery because mankind is not ready to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 31, 2017 Report Share Posted December 31, 2017 Pattern Ghost has a surprisingly lucrative secondhand ballpoint pen business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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