Kaeto Posted December 31, 2017 Report Share Posted December 31, 2017 And Pariah buys all those pens to eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 31, 2017 Report Share Posted December 31, 2017 Kateo prefers to commute in a pair of 1970 Dodge Charger convertibles simultaneously, the cars running side-by-side as he stands on the rear fenders straddling the gap between them, working the controls with hand-held control pads connected to the consoles by ribbon cables, so it looks like a pair of reins. Add in the old-style aviator helmet and dark goggles, a fixed bare-toothed grin/grimace with a cigar clamped between his bicuspids, and flames spraying out the back ignited by custom spark plugs in the tailpipes lighting up the incompletely-burned hydrocarbons in the exhaust of these pre-catalytic converter cars, and it's an unsurpassed look in terms of pure cool once he gets the rig over 45 mph. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 31, 2017 Report Share Posted December 31, 2017 Cancer has the only Studebaker gas-electric hybrid in North America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 31, 2017 Report Share Posted December 31, 2017 Pariah has a nice little real estate scam goung on in Third Age Rhovanion. The wine is a good selling point, but don't mention the rampaging Orcs. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 31, 2017 Report Share Posted December 31, 2017 They're L. Marcus's Orcs. It's a great little kickback-insurance scam racket the two guys operate. Pariah and L. Marcus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted December 31, 2017 Report Share Posted December 31, 2017 Cancer meets the ultimate crabber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted December 31, 2017 Report Share Posted December 31, 2017 And then Ragitsu makes Crabby Patties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 31, 2017 Report Share Posted December 31, 2017 Kaeto was once the sidekick of the Green Haernet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 31, 2017 Report Share Posted December 31, 2017 21 hours ago, Pattern Ghost said: Fixed, but that doesn't improve your chances at consort-hood. You should see what she did to Salvatore when he spent her name that way. Not pretty.... Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris. The result was Sundog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 Death Tribble prefers to bludgeon intruders with a blackjack full of King George V five-shilling pieces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 Cancer preferred to bludgeon intruders with a blackjack which was King George V much to the annoyance of the British Royal family and the British government. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 Death Tribble Attempted to eat the remains of Iosef Stalin much to Putin's annoyance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 Kaeto ate late with a mate and left in a state, so much for that date Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 Death Tribble counts in base eight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 Coincidentally, Pariah has eight bases. In his DNA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO L MARCUS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 It has always bothered Cancer that Saturnalia has nothing to do with the planet Saturn. Cancer knows full well that the planet and festival have something to do with one another in that both are named after the same Deity. Lucius Alexander Can you simplify this palindromedary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 Lucius is luscious, like pudding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 Pariah is not a pariah... ooo circular reasoning. Pariah invented a hover board, however his blueprints and science article for a peer review journal was stolen by Cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 Bazza has to hide his face due to accident when trying to use a weed wacker as an electric razor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 Kaeto was disappointed in the film Wonder Woman. Disappointed that it did not suck like Batman vs Superman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 Death Tribble is best described computationally rather than algebraically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 4 hours ago, death tribble said: Kaeto was disappointed in the film Wonder Woman. Disappointed that it did not suck like Batman vs Superman. Difficult to be disappointed in a pair of movies I've never seen. And have no plans on seeing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Kaeto sells chocolate-covered oysters online. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 And Pariah is my best customer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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