death tribble Posted June 9, 2018 Report Share Posted June 9, 2018 L Marcus dreamed a little dream of..... sentient sulphuric acid clouds enveloping his enemies causing them to dissolve slowly and painfully Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 9, 2018 Report Share Posted June 9, 2018 What can be said about Death Tribble that hasn't been said already? (Nothing appropriate for a family forum, as it turns out.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 9, 2018 Report Share Posted June 9, 2018 Pariah one tied a yellow ribbon round an old oak tree. The resident dryad was not at all amused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 9, 2018 Report Share Posted June 9, 2018 L. Marcus is now 1/256th of the way to being a full-conversion cyborg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 Pariah causes other people to spontaneously combust if he is greeted with the phrase 'Hello Nigel !' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 Death Tribble spontaneously turns into feces if he doesn't use hair gel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 Kaeto discovered that, and that the condition is reversed by applying gasoline and setting the mess on fire. Hence the eyebrows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 30, 2018 Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 Cancer scored the winning goal in the twelfth session of Congress this century Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 1, 2018 Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 Death tribble is really a pleasant little Dorset village. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 1, 2018 Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 L. Marcus won 5000 drachmas when Iceland drew Argentina a couple of weeks ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 1, 2018 Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 Pariah won a one way trip off the pier in cement boots from L Marcus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 When walking around England late at night, be careful where you step. In the dark, Death Tribble is easy to mistake for a small, muddied accidentally-dropped packet of chips (French fries to USers), and simply treading on him would probably be a lethal error. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 When walking around America late at night be sure to kick Cancer as he lays counting the stars. It puts him off his count and will enable Bazza to win the bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 Death Tribble is secretly rooting for Columbia to win the World Cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 Pariah is secretly rooting for canals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 The first squash ball was accidentally invented when they tarred and feathered Death Tribble. Bashing him against a wall with racquets seemed like the only thing to do at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 You've been speaking to Lolth haven't you ? She did that. Cancer is listed as a national monument. Unfortunately it is a Communist listing so all sorts of Americans want to blow him up. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 Death Tribble is the world's leading authority on autocannibalism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 Away out here they got a nameFor rain and wind and fireThe rain is Tess, the fire JoeAnd they call the wind Pariah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 3 hours ago, death tribble said: Cancer ... all sorts of Americans want to blow him up. You have no idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 Oh, and Hermit's home recipe for pickles is called "bourbon gerkhins". They don't last long when he makes a batch. Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 Cancer mixes rocket fuel in his bath tub. Bottle rocket fuel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 17 hours ago, Hermit said: Away out here they got a nameFor rain and wind and fireThe rain is Tess, the fire JoeAnd they call the wind Pariah! I did that joke a while back L Marcus has a debris field Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 19, 2018 Report Share Posted July 19, 2018 Death Tribble thinks he's the Goddess of Love in another universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 19, 2018 Report Share Posted July 19, 2018 Cancer's favorite morning beverage is a half-and-half mixture of black coffee and liquid metallic hydrogen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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