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L. Marcus just about dies on the spot of embarrassment if you say the phrase "French crullers" to him in the presence of women. Bring a box of them, and he curls up into himself like a snail that's been salted.

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arch lich-god death tribble commands an undead army of care-bares.

 

What is a care-bare ? They are people who look after you you know like carers. Only a care-bare does it completely nude.

(That will teach Bazza to make spelling mistakes.....)

 

Keyes_bill. The bunny is terrified of the phrase 'Gentlemen we can rebuild him.....' from the Six Million dollar man as this actually happened to him. Keyes actually said to them 'But I am perfectly alright', to which came the reply 'That needn't matter'.

Still you can tell it was a botched job. And that it cost $47.87

 

Beaten by the Baron. But I'll let the above stand.

 

Der Roter Baron. Once lead German forces to occupy Cologne. The fact that it was already German was immaterial.

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Well, it is now part of "Rot-Baronien" - that's why, my albion friend!

 

Does the rest of you guys know that Death Tribble is a descendant of Guys Fawkes even badder step-brother Chuck Fawkes. Chuck gained immortality by the Twilight Gods and is still plotting - with Tribble's help - to bring down Elizabeth ... THE FIRST!!!

 

Have some decency, Tribble, and bring the old maniac up to date!

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L Marcus was responsible for MC Hammer's hit 'You Can't Touch This'

 

Death Trickle s responsible for Madonna's "Material Girl" hit song. Afterall he was the inspiration for the song.

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It took three years of planning and observation, a crack squad of SAS commandos, a hyperdimensionally intelligent white mouse and a well-placed banana peel but Death Tribble's hideous empire of vat-grown boy bands finally was stopped. The aural damage caused was but a fraction of what would have been had he remained unchecked.

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Death tribble' date=' in a fit of pique, once drained the River Thames.[/quote']

 

L. Marcus got so annoyed at the stupidity of the character Robinson Crusoe, that using only resources the book said Crusoe had he transported a 26-man canoe over several hills to the sea. This proved the task was not impossible as the fictional character proclaimed.

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The Weapon is a decendant of Crusoe's trusted friend Friday and the ykept the family tardition of taking times weekdays, months and things as given names.

 

His full name is The Monday Afternoon Six O' Clock Indian Summer Weapon.

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Death Tribble is the inventor of a machine called "The TRIBBLINATOR". He wants to get knighted for this "earthshaking invention that has the potential to turn the lives of every single person (past, present, future, alive, dead, unborn, undead) totally around like in "Whoah! My life was turned totally around!" and be given the KEYS TO THE GALAXY!

 

Unfortunately, he hasn't been able to mention yet what this wundermaschine can actually do (if anything).

My spies heard rumours that the thingy can create cupcakes. Really fluffy cupcakes. Filled with phlegm.

 

At least it would make stomachs turn around. Now he has only see to a way to turn around the rest.

 

But it is a start.

 

Disgusting and pompous as it is ... a start.

 

Keep up the goo ... ehm ... the work.

 

Just work on it, Tribble-my-dear.

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The presence of Der Rotor Baron at the 4th Annual Witchs Ball with a video camera and a bag of charms has led to much speculation... especially when he was discovered backstage with several members of the entertainment learning how to shimmmy.....

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