Bazza Posted October 27, 2007 Report Share Posted October 27, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above RR was invited to belly dance for a group of high power corporate executives. She learnt the hard way, belly dancing doesn't work on people already 'happy'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron has the largest collection of schitzen-grubben outside of Germany.... oh' date=' it's twu, it's twu!![/quote'] What in Odin's mighty spear-hurling fury is a "schitzen-grubben"??? Rebeccared50 is inventing words for language she doesn't speak just to make them more complicated. To this day she has introduced to the German language: schitzen-gruppen, mänch, wutzwursteln, and schloppen (the last two are verbs BTW). To French: doiredior, nievien and chróindellé. To Turkish: üüüücrööödöölüü, möööfadimüüü and üüüüüüüüööööööm. Oh, and Bazza is also very complicated ... ehm ... he always substitutes a K for a C and a Z for an S and P for a B. This is awkward but saves letters for later use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Der Roter Baron. Banned from stadiums in Italy for life after sacking the Quarterback American football style. Only problem was it was Marc Anthony he did it to. And he was not playing American football at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above For most of us around the world, today is Monday. But for the Death Tribble, it's already next Thursday. It's how he stays ahead of the curve -- by living 3 days in the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above The Bunny got bested by a certain redheaded poster illusion. (see my musing for context) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza was once cross bred with a Yak. Zornwil was doing an experiment and had to use what was close to hand. Which was the Yak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble loves his colonial emigrants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza intimidates his enemies by delivering severed tapirs' heads to their dining rooms each Sunday morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer invented the Noh Theater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus sent me a dream this morning where I was trapped in a school gym building. I get a lot of trapped in a school building dreams. Maybe this is his idea of Bondage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Satinkitty's underwear is a matter for the National Security Agency according to Bill Clinton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble spreads rep like there is no tomorrow - but takes it away as quickly if you don't adress him with his full title of "His Ultimate Majesty, King of Kings (or on certain Saturday nights: Queen of Queens), Wielder of the Sacred Flame, Owner of Dire Secrets, Pillar of the World, High-Ummph of Nooninuk, Slayer of Death and Life-Giver to God - TRIBBLINIUS HADENSIUS, Esquire." But at parties a "Hey, dude!" will do ... (on certain Saturday nights make that "duderina"). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Every 4th hour of every third Thursday of every second month Der Roter Baron is paraded around Strasbourg in Ladies Underwear as punishment for Nicole winning the Eurovision Song Contest for Germany with the song A Little Peace. Granted this is over 10 years ago but some things are unforgivable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron as an interesting sense of humour. He met von Tribble at a Saturday party, and knows the 'bove from personal experience. von Tribble was in one of his playful moods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza instituted the Eurovision Song Contest. He has yet to be put on trial at the Human Rights Court in the Hague for crimes against music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above I gave the world Eurovision, but L. Marcus gave us ABBA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above But they call this friendly Hun a FIEND!!! Yeah, right. This world is sooooooo baaad. Makes one lose the will and want to conquer and rule it with an iron fist and a cruel mind .... (almost that is) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above BTW - Bazza is Eros Ramazotti in disguise! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron were all Three Tenors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus is all the Five Riders of the Apocalypse: Death, War, Famine, Pestilence and Fox TV! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Did you know that Der Roter Baron was 83% Starfish ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above And death tribble is the other 17%. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza knows the Ancient Secret of Percentage-Maths! Only three out of 10,000 people do so! That is less than 20%, people!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron learnt French cause he thought he was joining the Society of Italian Opera Singers, but he was mistaken. It was really a front for the Society of French Patriots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Qui, mon ami! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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