L. Marcus Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer is a mob all unto himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L.Marcus was so small when born that, instead of the traditional 'naked baby on a bearskin' picture, his was taken lying on a recently flayed church mouse. There's a moral in that somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio often bastes himself with egg white Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble, when prepared correctly, tastes exactly like marzipan. Mmmm... marzipan... :drool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Billy Boy can lop off heads clean as dandelion heads, apparently -- with a look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus spent last summer assembling a one-man performance of Handel's Messiah, where he sang every part individually, and merged the recorded voices into a single performance. Oh, and it was all done while he was breathing 80% helium, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted December 1, 2007 Report Share Posted December 1, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer once made the Kessel Run in 3.54 parsecs. Why he uses a measure of distance rather than a measure of time to describe this is a story you'll have to get him to tell you sometime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 1, 2007 Report Share Posted December 1, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Keyes_bill once sang tenor with the barbershop quartet 'The Little Brothers of Liposuction'. When they decided to record a rap tune backing Snoop Dog, he quit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted December 2, 2007 Report Share Posted December 2, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio did indeed discover Snoop Dog and started his career. He found him when he was still a puppy, thrown into a waste bin by some heartless but music understanding bItch (that's female dog here - people - don't start the rap!). He took him home shaved him and starved him to size (he was a German sheppard-poodle mixture with some dalmatin-Irish wolfhound thrown in). Then he showed him how to move like a shot elephant on drugs and got rid of what little talent our little cutie still had and - voila! - MEGA-RAPSTAR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 2, 2007 Report Share Posted December 2, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron -- mega-raptor-star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 3, 2007 Report Share Posted December 3, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus was knitted for his services to Sweden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted December 3, 2007 Report Share Posted December 3, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble was quilted by the Queen of Scots - he is now a Lord of Barns & Noble! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 3, 2007 Report Share Posted December 3, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Der Roter Baron has a third leg. Called Frank. They hardly speak to each other nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 3, 2007 Report Share Posted December 3, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble has a world map that instead of having locations given greater size because of landmass, instead shows them by importance... London alone has swallowed most of Europe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 3, 2007 Report Share Posted December 3, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Hermit managed to get a resolution passed in Congress saying that Tennessee was the best State in the Union. He even managed to get the Supreme Court to uphold it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble collects members of parliment. He now has over 300. The pride of his collections being Pitt the Elder, Gladstone and Lloyd George. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio taught Mr. Spock how to do the eye-brow-thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron taught Cameron Diaz the hair-flip thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above rebeccared50 taught John Travolta the whole pelvic thrust thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio taught Richard O'Brien a dance move. Richard was so impressed that he put it in his new play 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show' where it became the Pelvic Thrust in 'Let's Do the Time Warp Again' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble is never seen out and about between the hours of 7.00pm and 11.00pm. He says it's a contractual requirement. He just won't tell me which contract and with whom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was acquitted of murder in the infamous Lawnmowering Barney case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble was banned from Sesame Street for making rude gestures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus was banned from the Sydney Opera House after it turned up one morning covered in pink glitter... he was later quoted as saying "I was trying to induce good vibes!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above RebeccaRed50 is banned from the Whitehouse, the Senate, Congress and the Pentagon. Sadly her dance moves caused an excess of drool in what has come to be referred to as the Great Washington Spitbath Incident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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