Mutant for Hire Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble sold his own grandmother into slavery as a household pet. Here's a picture of her before she went on the auction block. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kawaii gin neko Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble sold his own grandmother into slavery as a household pet. Here's a picture of her before she went on the auction block. and the reason mr. mutant knows this is because he was a black market tribble slavery kingpin for a good number of years before falling in love with a very attractive pink tribble...unfortunately, someone mistook his love for a pair of fuzzy slippers and she was crushed to death. tragic. ;_; death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Kawaii gin neko's services are in demand at a number of zoos in the US and around the world. She has an uncanny touch for making captive breeding programs for endangered species successful; it seems she can sense what other animals find erotic and exciting, and uses this talent to trigger the reproductive instincts of old, apathetic zoo inmates. Nicknames for her range from Matchmaker of Spotted Night-Cats to the Magic Mistress of Gorilla Porn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 29, 2005 Report Share Posted October 29, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer invented the game of Go! And he still cheats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 31, 2005 Report Share Posted October 31, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus. Robot dressed in drag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savinien Posted October 31, 2005 Report Share Posted October 31, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above While being a fuzzy ball of cuteness... death tribble also was involved in the Great Murder Mystery of Thrakoween '05. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 31, 2005 Report Share Posted October 31, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above tkdguy and tqlgal have been waging a subtle blood feud for seven generations across five different worlds. Among the unintended side effects were the American Civil War, the sinking of the Titanic, the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand and the founding of the McDonald's fast food chain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 31, 2005 Report Share Posted October 31, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Mike guards the backdoor to paradise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 31, 2005 Report Share Posted October 31, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus pimps out his sister, Death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 31, 2005 Report Share Posted October 31, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer 84 likes pugs. And serves them in hope of bringing about the day when we must all bow to our canine overlords and serve them as steeds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 31, 2005 Report Share Posted October 31, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Hermit moves Heaven and Earth, but is polite enough to put them back so the rest of us don't get too wierded out by it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 31, 2005 Report Share Posted October 31, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above In a little shop, just on the edge of SoHo by the Circus, there's an old man sitting behind the tiller. The shop itself is full of the most wonderful things; books from Atlantis, Achilles' diary, a bronze bell cast in the year 10,000 BC (we know this to be fact - the date is inscribed on the mouth of the bell). But as wonderful as these things are, there is one thing in the inventory that has them all beat: Cancer's first report card with straight A's! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant for Hire Posted November 1, 2005 Report Share Posted November 1, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus used to be known as "Lulu" Marcus, one of the most famous and successful drag queens performing off Broadway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 1, 2005 Report Share Posted November 1, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Mutant for Hire was once bitten by a radioactive spider. After what seemed to be an eternity of pain, the spider died. EDIT: And since Savinien seems to have been left out on his turn: Savinien was Cyrano de Bergerac's ghost writer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 1, 2005 Report Share Posted November 1, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above TKD Guy used to work out with Hershal Walker and Robert Parrish. It's a little known fact that his workouts with them directly related to their longevity in their sports. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 1, 2005 Report Share Posted November 1, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above The Great E. taught boxing to the Dalai Lhama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 1, 2005 Report Share Posted November 1, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus successfully escaped from the Egyptian police by using a snowboard in the Sahara Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 1, 2005 Report Share Posted November 1, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble has, unbeknownst to all, saved the world from several influenza pandemics that would make 1918 pale by comparison. He ingests new germs, and his remarkable metabolism in a matter of hours fabricates a combination palliative and vaccine and encapsulates it in aerosol form. This is emitted via flatulence, whence it is carried worldwide on the winds. ... So, you see, death tribble farts are a good thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savinien Posted November 1, 2005 Report Share Posted November 1, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Not only knowledgable and wise, Cancer is also a Wang Chung Man. Wang Chung tonight, Cancer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer has the amazing ability to teleport by swallowing his entire body, starting with his feet. He uses this power primarily to avoid rush hour traffic. Savinien is the Seventh Beatle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted November 1, 2005 Report Share Posted November 1, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Oddhat once escaped from the Gestapo by dressing in fishnet stockings and a slinky black dress. He enjoyed that so much that he continues to do it this very day. Escaping from the Gestapo, that is. Not the fishnets thing. OddHat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 1, 2005 Report Share Posted November 1, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above . . . You should have seen Janet Reno before Keyes_Bill made her over! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant for Hire Posted November 1, 2005 Report Share Posted November 1, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus was the original inspiration for Neil Gaiman's Sandman comic book, not the other way around as it is popularly assumed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 1, 2005 Report Share Posted November 1, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above The last thing lurching out of MfH's lab will soon take a seat in the US Supreme Court. Mutant for Hire 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trencher Posted November 1, 2005 Report Share Posted November 1, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus leads Swedens largest Roman-catholic church. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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