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Death Tribble sold his own grandmother into slavery as a household pet.

 

Here's a picture of her before she went on the auction block.

 

 

and the reason mr. mutant knows this is because he was a black market tribble slavery kingpin for a good number of years before falling in love with a very attractive pink tribble...unfortunately, someone mistook his love for a pair of fuzzy slippers and she was crushed to death.

 

tragic. ;_;

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Kawaii gin neko's services are in demand at a number of zoos in the US and around the world. She has an uncanny touch for making captive breeding programs for endangered species successful; it seems she can sense what other animals find erotic and exciting, and uses this talent to trigger the reproductive instincts of old, apathetic zoo inmates. Nicknames for her range from Matchmaker of Spotted Night-Cats to the Magic Mistress of Gorilla Porn!

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tkdguy and tqlgal have been waging a subtle blood feud for seven generations across five different worlds. Among the unintended side effects were the American Civil War, the sinking of the Titanic, the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand and the founding of the McDonald's fast food chain.

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In a little shop, just on the edge of SoHo by the Circus, there's an old man sitting behind the tiller. The shop itself is full of the most wonderful things; books from Atlantis, Achilles' diary, a bronze bell cast in the year 10,000 BC (we know this to be fact - the date is inscribed on the mouth of the bell).

 

But as wonderful as these things are, there is one thing in the inventory that has them all beat: Cancer's first report card with straight A's!

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Death Tribble has, unbeknownst to all, saved the world from several influenza pandemics that would make 1918 pale by comparison. He ingests new germs, and his remarkable metabolism in a matter of hours fabricates a combination palliative and vaccine and encapsulates it in aerosol form. This is emitted via flatulence, whence it is carried worldwide on the winds.

 

... So, you see, death tribble farts are a good thing.

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