Mutant for Hire Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza used to be the sixth Beatle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza set half of Australia on fire to make sure the ribs on his backyard barbeque really did turn out extra crispy for a change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Doh, scooped. Mutant for Hire dabbles in secret, forbidden experiments into turning prune juice into a viable fuel for thermonuclear reactors. Mutant for Hire 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer is so big, he could use the Mt. St. Helen as a pillow. He's so big he could even fluff it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trencher Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Using ancient Kendo moves L Marcus has revolutionized the Swedish riverdance scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinman Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Trencher has completely neutral buoyancy at sea level. (edited to make sense) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Tinman once managed to drink himself up. Don't ask what's really in that tankard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus' posted photograph wasn't really him. Really, whom we know as L. Marcus is a cover for a Covert Operative. OddHat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trencher Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Mrs. OddHat once saved a mans life only using her wits and a used ink cartridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above What no one else knows is that Trencher's command of English is far superior to what most would assume. He conceals this fact by only posting at his full command of the language as his 'sock puppet' -- Dr. Anomaly! The 'Dr. Anomaly' ID was in fact created years ago by Trencher with an eye toward the day when he'd be able to properly 'harvest' a new internet religion, and that day has finally arrived. Through the office of his 'sock puppet', he gains those who believe in the Ascended Dr. Anomaly. In his 'real' identity, Trencher gains those who do not believe in the existence of Dr. Anomaly. It's a brilliant win-win scenario. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Doctor Anomally has personally taste-tested every single female model whose picture appears on his web site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant for Hire Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Oddhat's courtship of Mrs. Oddhat was the inspiration for many of Shakespeare's romantic comedies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Mutant for Hire once survived a train wreck that killed everyone else on board -- 392 people. He was left without a scratch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above keyes_bill. Remember that stuff about gerbil running. Well it wasn't a gerbil, it was a bunny. Specifically it was keyes_bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble recently donated 1.76 million pounds to H.M. Charitable Fund for Afghan Earthquake Hamster Relief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was the inspiration for the horror classic The Color From Out Of Space! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus has four arms (much like Grond, who was supposedly modeled after him). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Keyes_bill runs a dog-racing track. But at his establishment, the mechanical rabbits chase the racing dogs, not the other way around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer used to date a lobster but her family would have nothing to do with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer isn't his name, it's his JOB ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Mrs Oddhat isn't her name it's her spouse!! That so does not have the same ring.. I once saw her kill a customs officer for asking her if she was bringing any Fruit into the country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer one rode a camel to the moon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant for Hire Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza owns nine gold tablets written in an unknown language that contain the secret to why women go to the bathroom in groups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Mutant For Hire is said to guard the stone tablets with the original 1100 commandments (number of commandments adjusted for inflation) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 was the inspiration for the Hedgehog Song. Enforcer84 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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