L. Marcus Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 DT has a potted plant that he has managed to keep alive since 1842. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 Someday he'll have to let that poor plant sober up, if L. Marcus and his Society for Plant Enlightenment, Wakefulness, and Sobriety (SPEWS) can successfully reach their ideological goals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 Cancer's vast personal fortune is derived mostly from his highly successful tardigrade ranch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 Pariah invented milk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 Death Tribble is Head Milkman at the Cancerous Tardigrade Ranch. It is best not to inquire about what that job actually entails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 Cancer is concidering going planetologist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 L. Marcus was the head of Planetology in Starfleet during the Kzinti War. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 tkdguy hates bamboo. It stalks him. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 12 minutes ago, death tribble said: tkdguy hates bamboo. It stalks him. Pariah → ← Death Tribble Death Tribble once passed up the opportunity to make a pun. It was 1967, and the Six Day War was the end result. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 Pariah has three different South Asian hacker teams trying to extort money from him or else they'll post incriminating videos of him. He's holding out for the releases so he can see if there's that much of a market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 You can get money off coupons for Cancer at Walmart and Target Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 Death Tribble once ate thirty-seven hot dogs at a hot dog eating contest. Of course, it took him three and a half days, so he finished in last place by a wide margin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 When they were young, Pariah gave Lex Luthor a wedgie. Every other day, he regrets this act. All the other days, he smiles contentedly at the memory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 18, 2018 Report Share Posted November 18, 2018 L. Marcus has the best beard I've ever seen off a yak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 18, 2018 Report Share Posted November 18, 2018 Pariah invented skin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 18, 2018 Report Share Posted November 18, 2018 Death Tribble once oversaw a wide range of experiments involving altered mental states and metacognition. It came to be known as 'the Sixties'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 Pariah's final project before finishing Starfleet Academy involved using two warp cores to turn a sun into a torus. He got an A on that paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 L Marcus was banned in all parts of the China Sea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 Death Tribble floats on mercury, but sinks in molten tin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 Pariah invented sarcasm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 <s>Oh, really?</s> Death Tribble stays far away from North America in the autumn, lest he be mistaken for one of them newfangled furry turkeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 Cancer ate a whole turbriskefil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 L. Marcus's favorite all-time NFL player is the late, great George Blanda "Upp!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 Cancer is available smelling of bourbon and cigarettes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 Death Tribble has a huge case of Turkey Envy today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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