Cancer Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 "Never paint miniatures while intoxicated," reads the battle banner of tkdguy's Pink and Aquamarine Ork Berserker Regiment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 2, 2019 Report Share Posted January 2, 2019 Cancer ties tests together into a lasso and then drags things with it, thus exam pull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 Death Tribble holds the office of Brown Pouf, who is the designated archnemesis of the House of Lords' Black Rod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 Cancer has no idea how badly his last post can be misconstrued! Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 After his last defeat Methodical Judo Man cursed tkdguy so he is now Teaching Korean Ducks Guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 Death Tribble's credit score cannot be expressed using real numbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 The PC game Crusader Kings II was originally based on Pariah's autobiography. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 L. Marcus wrote an Auto-Biography, but alas, My Life as Edsel only sold 10 copies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 Bring in Hermit. All the rage. Twice the erudition. None of the pyrophoricity. Well, very little of it, anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 Cancer once, for some inscrutable purpose, cornered the market of Polish beetroots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 L. Marcus is world-renowned for his Cajun walrus jerky recipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 Pariah invented mucus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 Deathie turned all the walruses into jerks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 L. Marcus has an unreasonable liking for walrus jerkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 Cancer knitted the Hoover Dam in 1:1 scale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 Deathie needed a distraction from his latest bank heist, so he scaled up a dozen Gorgon worms about 1,000 times. They ate the bank before the loot could be retrieved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 L Markie invented the Denmark Flush. You don't want to know. Really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 Death Tribble nearly defeated Dr. Who by converting him to fractions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 Hermit's long-standing feud with Darth Maul was settled with water balloons. Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 Tkdguy loves listening to opera even more than the lamentations of his enemies' women. Well, until he's on his third glass of pinot noir, anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 Cancer will not drink any Belgian merlot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 L Marcus cheats at cards using his infamous 'Denmark Straight' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 Death Tribble directs a rising boys' choir, the Newcastle-under-Lyme Coconuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 Cancer has devised a way to return the Earth's global mean temperature to pre-industrial levels within the next 15 years. Unfortunately, it will result in the capybaras becoming extinct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 Pariah invented ear wax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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