death tribble Posted March 22, 2019 Report Share Posted March 22, 2019 Only a paralysing fear of the Spiders from Mars prevents Cancer from conquering the Universe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 The real cause for the sinking and destruction of Atlantis is the dereliction of duty by their wastewater engineers, headed by one Death Tribble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 Cancer saw the Infinity War. The real one, of 3476 AD. He came back in time to warn us all but, after seeing the state of the world, decided against it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 L Marcus tells me that Gothenburg is named after all the Goths that settled there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 Death Tribble is considering moving there to go flirt with all the black-clad babes with heavy makeup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 Cancer was one of the original Goths that settled around the Wistula estuary in the centuries before the Common Era. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 L Marcus was only just prevented from naming Germany DenJohn, France DenPaul and Spain DenStephen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted March 31, 2019 Report Share Posted March 31, 2019 After inventing Death Tribble, Earwax was not prevented from naming it Death Tribble. Lucius Alexander Inventing a rotating saddle for a palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 31, 2019 Report Share Posted March 31, 2019 Lucius is a sock puppet account for one half of the palindromedary. They can never agree on whose he is -- both claim he belongs to the other. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 31, 2019 Report Share Posted March 31, 2019 L. Marcus is a time-traveller. He celebrated his 21st birthday in the year 10191. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 31, 2019 Report Share Posted March 31, 2019 Pariah invented paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 Death Tribble marched in the May Day parade hoping to meet Brian and Theresa. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 Cancer once lost a bet with Brian May. That's how he ended up here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 It was James May in Pariah's case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 L Marcus failed to get his Patent recognised for the Finnish Line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 Death Tribble is plotting disruption of municipal government by having tens of thousands of soiled budgies emerge explosively from the loos in and around City Hall about an hour after lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 Cancer once nicked a bottle of vine ordinaire from Jean-Paul Sartre. Hilarity, as the ancient scrolls do say, ensued. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 L Marcus failed to persuade historians that reading Viking runes was known as Norse code Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 Death Tribble routinely disobeys the Law of Conservation of Angular Momentum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 20, 2019 Report Share Posted May 20, 2019 Pariah invented holes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 20, 2019 Report Share Posted May 20, 2019 DT's fake ID is in the name of Joey Jo-Jo Shabadoo Jr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 L. Marcus wishes he could become a hussar. Cuirassiers are so ... mundane. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 Cancer often laughs at Jupiter's moon Ganymede Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 25, 2019 Report Share Posted May 25, 2019 Death Tribble is the secret preferred choice to replace Teresa May, but he's holding out for the privilege of eating one obnoxious reporter alive on camera in the regular weekly press briefings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 25, 2019 Report Share Posted May 25, 2019 Cancer built the palace of Knossos as a little summer get-away, but his students found him anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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