L. Marcus Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 TKD was once, because of a ridiculous little mishearing, retained to rearrange someone's condo. With hilarious consequences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 L Marcus likes to surprise Americans who want Swedish fish with Batrachoididae or Toadfish as they are commonly known Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 No matter what faith you subscribe to, death tribble is not kosher/halal/whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 Cancer uses all the astronomical instruments at his disposal to view astrologers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 DT planned out Milton Keynes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 L. Marcus has pledged to go on an epic bender for charity if Sweden wins the women's World Cup. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 23 hours ago, L. Marcus said: DT planned out Milton Keynes. Pariah invented sawdust L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 Death Tribble constructs Ds for Alphabet City. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 Hermit trusts no one until they buy his confidence with a box of Fudgcicles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 Cancer once glared a blue super-giant into submission. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 L Marcus photocopies Dinavians rather than Scans them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 Death Tribble's real-life Presence Attack involves chugging 700 mL of garlic pesto aioli, rolling his eyes up into his head, and asking "Are you gods?" in just the right voice. And if that doesn't work, he pukes the aioli back up on the targets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 Cancer makes Neptune jokes principally to annoy all those schoolboys who make fun of another planet tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 During lunar eclipses, Death Tribble moons the Moon back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 Cancer's defence was that he was using the telescope to observe celestial bodies. The prosecution maintained he was acting as a 'peeping tom' towards the Playboy models. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 Death Tribble isn't actually a tribble. He's actually a Furby, and he's hoping nobody notices the difference. So far, so good.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 13, 2019 Report Share Posted July 13, 2019 Pariah invented the myth of Chicago. It does not exist much to the surprise of many Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 13, 2019 Report Share Posted July 13, 2019 Chicago does too exist! Lady P and I saw them in concert last summer! /threadjack Death Tribble can sing in 9/8 time while playing the balalaika in 7/4 time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 14, 2019 Report Share Posted July 14, 2019 22 hours ago, Pariah said: Chicago does too exist! Lady P and I saw them in concert last summer! /threadjack You knew I meant the place and don't deny it. Pariah invented failure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 14, 2019 Report Share Posted July 14, 2019 That isn’t entirely true. I didn’t actually invent failure, but I’m well on my way to perfecting it! Death Tribble actually expected the Spanish Inquisition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 14, 2019 Report Share Posted July 14, 2019 Pariah has used the word "exquisite" in daily conversation. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 That Russian submarine leaking radiation in Norwegian waters ? L Marcus sank it. That'll teach them to refuse to serve him soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 Originally it was Snow White and the Eight Dwarfs, with Death Tribble being #8. There are many more than 8 reasons he got dropped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 When you find the prices are astronomical, then Cancer is the cause. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 That happens around oncology wards. Despite intense lobbying on his part, the International Geological Congress did not name the Anthropocene after Death Tribble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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