L. Marcus Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 Cancer spends his copious spare time living off the grid, up high in the Cascades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 L Marcus has cloned all the people of Copenhagen multiple times so actually there is something like a Dane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 Joyride for Death Tribble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 Actually I like the F4 Phantom as Dinky toys did an blue RAF version. A joyride for Cancer is a trip to the shops on a mobility scooter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 24, 2019 Report Share Posted July 24, 2019 Every day, Death Tribble prints out his day's posts on these forums on special unbleached paper with soy ink. Then he smokes them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 24, 2019 Report Share Posted July 24, 2019 Back in the 14th Century, Cancer was just one measly vote away from being appointed emperor of the HRE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 L Marcus tends to destroy bits of land in the water until they are not big enough to support life. It is his policy of Ex-Isle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 Death Tribble was bitten by an albatross during his holiday trip to Alderney, and despite Coleridge, swore to wipe the birds from the face of Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 When paying for something Cancer's motto is 'The Sky's the Limit !' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 Death Tribble claims to be a Minnesota Vikings fan, but actually bet a hundred quid on the Green Bay Packers to win the Super Bowl this season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 27, 2019 Report Share Posted July 27, 2019 Pariah invented substance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 27, 2019 Report Share Posted July 27, 2019 Death Tribble is the antithesis of substance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 27, 2019 Report Share Posted July 27, 2019 If Pariah invented substance and Death Tribble is the antithesis of substance, then Cancer is the NGD analogue of dark energy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 Dark energy isn't that mysterious. Just think of it as cosmological-in-magnitude space farts that repel everyone. And they're in the dark so you can't see where they came from. Only Pariah has a decent working model for the form of the force law for Dark Energy Space Farts (DESF). Because he's sure it'll need revision, he call it DEFS Conjecture I, or DESFCON I for short. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 Cancer dopes not believe in Flat Earthers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 Death tribble et them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 L. Marcus is a refugee from the Empire of the Petal Throne universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 29, 2019 Report Share Posted July 29, 2019 According to Pluto, Cancer knows nothing about astronomy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 According to death tribble, Pluto knows nothing about astronomy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 tkdguy hates manual teapot brass instrument girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 31, 2019 Report Share Posted July 31, 2019 Quote There have been many further outbreaks: the species has been eradicated in the UK at least 163 times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 31, 2019 Report Share Posted July 31, 2019 Cancer hates the movie Skyline as there are no lines in the sky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 Death Tribble does NOT look like Lord Kelvin in drag. After Lord Kelvin had spent half a miserable rainy night under a bridge hiding from the constabulary after a fracas involving a showgirl and sleeping off an epic bender in a seedier section of Nottinghamshire ... now there, there you might have something. Er, you might, if Lord Kelvin gone on benders, that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 Cancer's interest in ornithology is rooted in a twisted desire to breed participants for a live action Angry Birds league. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 Pariah invented bones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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