Cancer Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 The only bones in a death tribble are those it steals and ingests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 Cancer thinks lithium is a metal. (Of course, it is, so I suppose there's nothing particularly unusual about that.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 Pariah invented words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 DT once temped as gag writer for David Attenborough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 If you make Swedish Fish with thorium-232 monoxide near its melting point instead of carnauba wax, you get something that will probably set the whole building on fire, which L. Marcus discovered one chilly night in Tärnaby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 Cancer is planning to show off his watercolor artwork in an upcoming exhibition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 10, 2019 Report Share Posted August 10, 2019 tkdguy chews each bite of his food twenty-seven times. No more, no less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 10, 2019 Report Share Posted August 10, 2019 Pariah wears uggs when he does Boot to the head, to add to his foes' humiliation Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 10, 2019 Report Share Posted August 10, 2019 Hermit is Mariah Carey's toupee Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 11, 2019 Report Share Posted August 11, 2019 Death Tribble's spare bedroom is full to a depth of 1.75 m with those orange screw tops on 500mL Gatorade plastic bottles. He pretends they're gold coins and swims in them like Scrooge McDuck in a money bin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 11, 2019 Report Share Posted August 11, 2019 Cancer's message to intelligent life in the Universe was broadcasting Barney the singing dinosaur. He was physically restrained from doing so and thus the planet was saved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 Death Tribble thinks heroes are overdone. He collects action figures of minions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 Cancer got so annoyed at the phrase 'visible to the naked eye' that he started to build a giant eye which could see infra red and ultra violet. This brought Hermit off his fence to stop him once and for all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 Death Tribble has 17,346 different uses for used chewing gum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 Cancer's book, 101 erotic uses of a telescope, is banned worldwide but is a bestseller none the less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 Death Tribble is responsible for 83.7% of the purchases of the aforementioned 101 Erotic Uses for a Telescope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 20 minutes ago, Pariah said: Death Tribble is responsible for 83.7% of the purchases of the aforementioned 101 Erotic Uses for a Telescope. OT: That's 36 of 43 , to be specific. Pariah and Hermit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 17, 2019 Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 22 hours ago, Cancer said: OT: That's 36 of 43 , to be specific. Off topics do not count 22 hours ago, Pariah said: Death Tribble is responsible for 83.7% of the purchases of the aforementioned 101 Erotic Uses for a Telescope. Pariah invented toes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 18, 2019 Report Share Posted August 18, 2019 Death Tribble had a pair of neon socks once, but the cryogenic cooling went out in a power outage and they just drifted away. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 18, 2019 Report Share Posted August 18, 2019 The greatest trick that the astronomer Cancer ever pulled is the hiding of the moons of Venus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 18, 2019 Report Share Posted August 18, 2019 "Hiding" sounds much more polite than "abducting", doesn't it? And Death Tribble still refuses to pay the ransom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 18, 2019 Report Share Posted August 18, 2019 Cancer has photos of Death Tribble mooning Venus. The rest of the world pays him seven figures a year not to release them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 19, 2019 Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 Pariah invented nail clippings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 Death Tribble turns a lovely shade of magenta when he holds his breath for a minute and half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 Cancer invented Asteroid racing in the Asteroid Belt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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