Cancer Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 Death Tribble is devising something he calls the Large Haddock Collapser, which is supposed to turn large white fish into smelt. It smells very fishy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 The reason that Cancer is not allowed to name any celestial or cosmic object goes back to his naming Asteroid Braces Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 Death Tribble is one of the world leaders in the secondhand seafood business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 Pariah was born in the fires of the Sedan nuclear blast test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 How to win friends and defraud the government out of money for telescopes is Cancer's seminal work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 28, 2019 Report Share Posted October 28, 2019 Death Tribble was the ball with which England scored their first try against the All Blacks last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 28, 2019 Report Share Posted October 28, 2019 Ever heard of the Sea of Utter Banality ? Cancer has and that is why he got five years in prison in Denmark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 Death Tribble eats tacos in the back seat of a Bentley without a napkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 Cancer drives a Jaguar, unashamedly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 L. Marcus drives a dogsled pulled by nine labradoodles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 pariah invented the sled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 Death Tribble invented rosebuds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 1, 2019 Report Share Posted November 1, 2019 Pariah invented roses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 1, 2019 Report Share Posted November 1, 2019 DT invented Plantagenet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 2, 2019 Report Share Posted November 2, 2019 L. Marcus came up with the concept of royal dynasties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 2, 2019 Report Share Posted November 2, 2019 tkdguy once stopped a mugging by literally kicking the perpetrator into next week. When the said perp reappeared, the police were there waiting to arrest him. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 2, 2019 Report Share Posted November 2, 2019 Pariah honestly really enjoys Candy Corn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 2, 2019 Report Share Posted November 2, 2019 L Marcus is so disappointed that only three German warships were sunk in Scandinavian waters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 Death Tribble is also, and lobbies the RAF to perform random air raids over Scandinavia in hopes they sink something that turns out to be German. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 Cancer wanted to name a planet Plufinger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 Death Tribble came home one evening, flipped the light switch, and water started coming out of the electric wall sockets. Not ideal, especially when it was supposed to be pecans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 Cancer's snowmobile can transform into a hover scooter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 you've heard of Belgian Waffles ? Don't ask about L Marcus's version Swedish Waffles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 When he hears the lyric "We haven't had that spirit here since 1969", Death Tribble thinks it's talking about Harold Alexander. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 Cancer, while in Alexandria, found Alexander the Great's tomb. He managed to smuggle it out of Egypt in his briefs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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