death tribble Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 Unlike L Marcus who smuggled Iceland in his briefs. But to be fair they were some very large lawyers...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 One of his more elaborate practical jokes is when Death Tribble sells packets of his droppings labeled as "Candied Channel Island Pistachios". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 Cancer has set up a space pirate base on the eternally storm-wracked surface of TRAPPIST-1e. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 L Marcus applied for a trademark and patent on behalf of Denmark for the slogan 'Saved your Bacon !' and other such derivatives. This made the US Supreme Court angry. Very angry. They hunted him for years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 24, 2019 Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 Death Tribble spent three weeks trying to seduce a black-and-red feather boa before he gave it up and went back to trying to kiss asp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 24, 2019 Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 Cancer is on William Shatner's death list for this:- Earth: the first frontier. These are the journeys of the Volkswagon Polo. Its five-year mission: to research odd new settlements. To seek out new petrol stations and new housing associations. To drunkly go before the cops catch wind of our presence ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 24, 2019 Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 Death Tribble was initially drafted by the Minnesota Vikings, but once they figured out his true intentions, they traded him to the Cincinnati Bengals for a 7th round draft pick and six office chairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 24, 2019 Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 Yesterday, in a daring operation by a squadron of the Galactic Patrol under Pariah's command, Cancer's pirate base on TRAPPIST-1e was obliterated in a successful raid. A detachment of Space Marines led personally by Captain Pariah infiltrated and demolished the notorious criminal haven that had been a thorn in the side of Galactic Commonwealth authorities in the Local Sector. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 L. Marcus and his Flaming Shinai confuses novices and grandmasters alike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 Ever heard of the astronomer martial art ? No ? Then you understand what Cancer failed to do about advertising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 Death Tribble conjugates Klingon verbs according to Vegan rules of grammar. The result is Low Gibberish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 Hope you do not get Cancer as your secret Santa as he gives Love Songs of the Astronomers as the gift Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 5 minutes ago, death tribble said: Hope you do not get Cancer as your secret Santa as he gives Love Songs of the Astronomers as the gift Rachmaninoff's Piano Fantasia on Spectroscopic Visual BInaries is one of the most enduring of those. Do not, under any circumstances, allow yourself to be alone in a room with Death Tribble and a can of periwinkle paint. You are warned. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 Cancer has never changed his avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 L. Marcus was born on a distant planet called Zenobula 7. However he tells folks he's from Rigel 4 to throw them off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 Last night, Hermit was removed from a train by uniformed officers after he gave a guy that was talking too loudly on his cell phone a boot to the head. The police gave him a medal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 Pariah invented boots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 Used to be that no one in southern England made meat loaf, let alone ate it, because it looked too much like a shaved, sunburned Death Tribble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 For his latest turkey shoot Cancer brought his flammenwerfer, which werfes flammen. Insta-cook! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 The Scandinavian countries have take out restraining orders against L Marcus on numerous issues for example he is not allowed to have L Marcus's Den or Den of L Marcus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 Death Tribble has invented a four dimensional weapon of mass destruction, which he will not hesitate to use once he figures out how to fire it perpendicular to reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 Pariah has an n-axial inversion unit partly assembled in his garage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 30, 2019 Report Share Posted November 30, 2019 Cancer. Telescopes fear him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 30, 2019 Report Share Posted November 30, 2019 DT is infectious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 1, 2019 Report Share Posted December 1, 2019 L. Marcus makes sure the Gävle Goat is constructed with eight or ten kilos of thermite every year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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