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Pariah discovered that you can produce death tribbles by starting with werewolves and feed them nothing but tofu, cabbage, and durian fruit for three weeks.

 

I strongly advise not asking why he performed the experiment to prove it.

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3 hours ago, Cancer said:

I strongly advise not asking why he performed the experiment to prove it.

 

Eh, it was written into the grant.

 

Cancer secretly wishes he was a Sagittarius.

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Death Tribble seeks backing to publish a comic strip titled The Mandolinorean, a masked vigilante wielding a string instrument as a weapon; he's a lot like El Kabong, but he's a hedgehog with a mandolin rather than a horse with a guitar.

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From the fertile mind of L. Marcus: Schusszumzum, a nordic skiing event, a timed race 50 km long over more-or-less level ice pack, with a rocket not to exceed 40 kg in weight strapped to your back.  It is expected the rocket will be used for propulsion assistance.  Using the rocket as a weapon against your competitors is explicitly forbidden.  The goal is to have a nordic skiing event achieve higher top speeds than any existing alpine skiing event.

 

If this sport succeeds, next up is Schussbumbum, where competitors will be allowed to carry weaponry rockets also.

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