Cancer Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 Death Tribbles nearly went extinct in the early MIddle Ages when people found they made an adequate if noisy (and noisome) substitute for a fully lit five-taper candelabra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 Cancer sleeps in Al Sharpton's track suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 L Marcus keeps trying to steal the German battleship Gneisenau and sink it in a Norwegian fjord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 3, 2020 Report Share Posted September 3, 2020 Death Tribble flashes ghosts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 3, 2020 Report Share Posted September 3, 2020 Pariah invented flash photography Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 3, 2020 Report Share Posted September 3, 2020 DT started life as a dullahan's head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 3, 2020 Report Share Posted September 3, 2020 L. Marcus lives in a constant state of anxiety because he actually expects the Spanish Inquisition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 4, 2020 Report Share Posted September 4, 2020 By contrast, Pariah -- though he doesn't know it -- needs to fear the Northumbrian Inquisition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 4, 2020 Report Share Posted September 4, 2020 Wise men say only fools believe horoscopes But Cancer can't help falling in love with Virgos tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 Part of the difficulty in understanding the population dynamics of death tribbles is that they are all in an oscillating mixed quantum state of distinguishable and indistinguishable particles, with a weakly-coupled resonance with a much more massive and short-lived state, hypothetically labeled the Tamo-yogya tribble. The decay of all three of these is so unspeakably foul that the problem has lain unexamined for decades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 Cancer successfully created a small squadron of Life Model Decoys and hasn't actually taught a class in years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 Pariah is hoarding all the class in Utah for himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 L Marcus designed Finland to keep Russia away from Norway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 Death Tribble appeared in the original Star Wars movie as a wall decoration in the bar in Mos Eisley. He took some of the splatter resulting when Han shot Greedo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 There is a scientist version of Where's Wally ? It is called Where is the astronomer ? and its author is Cancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 Yeah, here's an example, from inside the coude room of the 2.1m Struve Telescope: I'm the 4th guy from the left, next to the woman with the sousaphone. Death Tribble is also in that image, the furball partially sticking out from behind the three Hare Krishna dudes with accordions near lower right center, trying to steal their packet of leaflets. (Yes, it's always dark in a coude room. Kind of essential to its function.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 Cancer once asked a photographer to step into a dark room with him and see what develops. The answer was in the negative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 23, 2020 Report Share Posted September 23, 2020 Pariah invented photographers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 23, 2020 Report Share Posted September 23, 2020 Death Tribble. Come for the banal madness. Stay for the mass destruction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 26, 2020 Report Share Posted September 26, 2020 Cancer got into real trouble for 10 Sexy Maths Problems for Astronomers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 26, 2020 Report Share Posted September 26, 2020 I DID NOT. It was only mild trouble. Mostly because it was back in the 1980s. Death Tribble has a stack of a dozen erudite books on a table in his living room which is there purely to impress visitors. Since putting them there, he hasn't touched them, other than sweep the dust off of them five times a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 27, 2020 Report Share Posted September 27, 2020 Cancer cannot understand why organisations like the CIA would use telescopic lenses in satellites to spy on things on Earth when you could use telescopes to spy on life off planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 27, 2020 Report Share Posted September 27, 2020 While prospecting on the planet Algon, Aldebaran V, Death Tribble lucked out when he struck a vein of split-crotch panties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 Are you one of L Marcus's descendants ? Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 Casting aspersions at Death Tribble is impossible, since tribbles have long been known to be born pregnant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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