L. Marcus Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 Cancer is so well-practiced at aspersions casting that he can hit a bullseye at fifty yards seven times out of ten in competitive conditions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 Want to see L Marcus cry ? Just ask him about Viking Short Ships. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 1, 2020 Report Share Posted October 1, 2020 Back in his microbiology class, Death Tribble was quite excited when he saw a dropper bottle labeled with what he misread as "Crystal Violent" in his lab kit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 1, 2020 Report Share Posted October 1, 2020 Oh how Cancer cried when he saw the Dr Who episode that had the idea that the moon was a giant egg. you could just her him whisper 'plagiarists !' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 One of Death Tribble's part-time gigs is as one of the black flags at the Daytona International Speedway, which is odd because in climates like that at Daytona he usually appears as sort of an oxblood color. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 Cancer's doujinshi circle's latest project is a risquè take on the manga Planetes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 L Marcus tried to promote the Tour of Svarlbad but polar bears simply don't like riding bicycles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 Death Tribble has nightmares of the flies pulling the wings off of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 Cancer has fun by putting Astrology terms in Astronomy works and then seeing if the students spot them. The penalty is DEEAAAATTTTHHHHHH !!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 Death Tribble called in a few favours to get David Prowse the role of Darth Vader. It was originally supposed to go to Rowan Atkinson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 Pariah has a kick-ass pitch for an awesome anime series, based on his own life and exploits. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 L Marcus wanted to call the Scandinavian series The Bridge, The Submarine Policeman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 In the original concept, Wallace's pet Gromit was supposed to be a tribble, but when the network execs were introduced to what a death tribble actually was the creators were commanded to adapt Gromit into a more conventional animal form, lest the series get relegated to the late-hour soft-core market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 Cancer somehow ended up with the demo tapes from Wallace and Tribble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 Pariah invented tape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 Death Tribble was the answer to one-across in the last Sunday Times crossword puzzle. About five people got it right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 Instead of "Death Tribble", L. Marcus answered one-across as "goatknockers". Somehow, he was able to complete the puzzle anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 "Pariah, with a silk rope, in the dining room" ... solution in a game of Clue, or the opening phrase in a paperback erotic novel? Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 Despite apparent numerous attempts to destroy the Earth, this is not Cancer's dream, no. He longs to prance to the patterns of the double helix, he hopes to leap from one constellation star to another until the form is perfect, in his heart, he frolics to the universal subharmonics, and boggies down to oxygenation's subtle jazz. His Science, mad or otherwise, is a cover for his love of the dance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 A smile, a wink and being buried in the cement foundations of a skyscraper, that is Hermit for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Death Tribble's latest entrepreneurial scheme: Kimchee cream pies for the holidays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Wasabi -- Cancer's gift to the culinary world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 L Marcus introduced the idea that the Scandinavians eat rotting sharks. And then the joke turned true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 What else could they do with all the rotting sharks Death Tribble bombed them with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 On 12/17/2020 at 3:28 PM, Cancer said: What else could they do with all the rotting sharks Death Tribble bombed them with? You signed an NDA about that so in return Telescope: A Love Story is Cancer's magnum opus about the sex lives of Astronomers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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