Cancer Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 Yeah, it's only about five and a half pages. Astronomers are boring. When those people suggest you go out with them at night so they can show you the stars, they mean that literally. Yeesh. To compete with Florida Man walking his alligator on a leash through a shopping mall, Death Tribble takes his flying squid out to a cricket field, ideally weekly, and lets them chase the swallows (they aren't picky about African or European swallows). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 19, 2020 Report Share Posted December 19, 2020 Cancer enjoys swapping the moons of Jupiter and Saturn around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 19, 2020 Report Share Posted December 19, 2020 "I'll see your Enceladus and raise you an Amalthea." Death Tribble is the Commissioner of the World Strip Snooker Association. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 Cancer once visited the Discworld, but his disbelief in the absurdity of it all tore a hole in Reality and let Bel-Shamharoth back in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 L Marcus and the great Denmark does not exist prank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 To be fair, Denmark didn't exist until Death Tribble coughed up that particularly adhesive hairball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 Patrick Mahomes became upset when he heard that Cancer got a better car insurance rate from State Farm than he did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 Pariah -- Dolly Parton's favorite studio technician. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 I would take that job in a heartbeat. I don't know anything about music studio tech, but for someone like her, I'd be willing to learn. She is an amazing human being and the closest thing we have to a real hero these days. L. Marcus was the hidden force behind the organization of the short-lived prog-pop band GTR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 Pariah invented organisation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 DT did well in his roll as MO in WALL*E, but it didn't materialise as his big Hollywood break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 You've heard of a Dutch oven ? Well don't ask L Marcus about the Finland microwave. Just don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 Death Tribble took a DNA test last week. It came back negative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 Pariah's turned out to be a B+. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 The absurdist existential poetry of L. Marcus is the reason my seven-year-old can't fall asleep tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Me i consider my magnum opus. Steve Long based Tuala Morn on Pariah's youthful exploits. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 Of all the evil things he has done Norwegian Vegan Squares to counter Swedish Meat Balls may be the worst thing L Marcus has done foodwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 4, 2021 Report Share Posted January 4, 2021 The council of Bristol replaced their New Year's Eve fireworks display with a live performance of a Death Tribble bathroom break. The end result was much the same -- a traumatised citizenry, distressing noises, and a pall of gunpowder smoke that lingered for days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 4, 2021 Report Share Posted January 4, 2021 You know how Hollywood remakes French and other country's films ? L Marcus did a remake of Titanic for Sweden. Don't ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 4, 2021 Report Share Posted January 4, 2021 Death Tribble with confirm your feelings of inadequacy with great enthusiasm and at great length. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 4, 2021 Report Share Posted January 4, 2021 Cancer ends his lectures by saying things like "Today's episode is brought to you by the letter rho and the number 2i+3." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 5, 2021 Report Share Posted January 5, 2021 Pariah's alma mater, an investigating journalist found, is actually an affiliate of Unseen University. P. holds a bachelorship in Smashing Magic Together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 5, 2021 Report Share Posted January 5, 2021 You really do not want to know about the Swedish version of Dances with Wolves but L Marcus will tell you all about it with a great deal of relish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 This channel fell silent for almost two months because Death Tribble rounded up the rowdies who assaulted the US Capitol on Jan 6 and set them to the more attractive task of intimidating posters on these boards and convincing them to participate in the One Off and Alphabet Game threads instead. How the rowdies knew whom and when to make threats is DT's secret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Cancer tried to make Jupiter's red spot pink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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