Cancer Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 Silicon-32 and oxygen-16 make outstanding neutron dampers in the temperature regime of interest at the time, and the admixture of water gave just enough gamma rays from deuterium formation so you could estimate in real time what the neutron flux actually was. And all this happened in L. Marcus's surfing cottage, atop the biggest deposit of thorium sands in Aland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 10, 2021 Report Share Posted May 10, 2021 Cancer really wanted to call the next planet found Bootylicious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 ... Because it orbits the star Y Boötis, which is a constant star given a variable star designation by mistake. Kind of like when Death Tribble wakes up in the middle of the night and the police car flashers make odd reflections in the glass eyes of his stuffed animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 Cancer is a data gathering bot with a snark algorithm. His purpose, to learn all the secrets, then mock people with them.. .. mockity mock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 Hermit was the eleventh participant in The Hunting of the Snark, in which he was listed as the Bunker-Dweller. He actually met the Boojum first, and vanished away laughing, having (through the agency of the hunted beastie) attained a bunker from which he could not be disturbed. The vanishing was so thorough that he vanished from the manuscript, as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 Cancer has an autographed portrait of Lord Dimwit Flathead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 Pariah has uttered the undying phrase "Eta Boötes to the head!", and meant it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 L Marcus has uttered the phrase 'The Swedish United Will Never be Defeated' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 12, 2021 Report Share Posted May 12, 2021 Death tribble's football side is Manchester Untied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 12, 2021 Report Share Posted May 12, 2021 L. Marcus plays football with tribbles. Not really sure how that works, since tribbles don't have feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 12, 2021 Report Share Posted May 12, 2021 Pariah invented rockets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 12, 2021 Report Share Posted May 12, 2021 It is explicitly prohibited under the Geneva Conventions to shoot Death Tribbles out of artillery pieces into cities, whether or not there is an armed garrison present or whether the civilian population has been evacuated. An amendment excludes cities in Belgium from this protection, because Death Tribbles are native there and they have already done all the damage they can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 It is also specifically prohibited for Cancer to launch asteroids from the Asteroid Belt at Neptune. Why he does this no-one knows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 Death tribble's idea of turning hot dogs into gaseous form and having people consume them by inhaling was a big flop. It had something to do with the mustard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 Not as big a flop as tkdguy's Great Lakes bridge from East to West project Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 15, 2021 Report Share Posted May 15, 2021 The secret in Death Tribble's five-alarm chili is actually cobalt-60. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 15, 2021 Report Share Posted May 15, 2021 Pariah invented five Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 Death Tribble exists in All Londons of All Realities simultaneously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 Hermit's autobiography was the basis for the game Half-Life 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 L Marcus's book Bad Things to do in Finland is banned in Russia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 Death Tribble puts mustard gas on his fish & chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 Cancer got into so much trouble for his seminal work: Deimos, Threat or Menace ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 A newly released Japanese MMORPG made the bold move of replacing slimes as the default beginner monsters with tribbles. Death Tribble took umbrage, and five persons were hospitalised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 Finland still won't let L Marcus into IKEA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 20, 2021 Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 One of Death Tribble's great if disruptive amusements is to take several sucker-tip dart guns with him into a supermarket, climb into a shopping basket, and perform drive-by dart gun shootings of random shoppers while an accomplice propels him down the aisles at speed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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