Cancer Posted August 5, 2021 Report Share Posted August 5, 2021 L. Marcus has shown that all of the Icelandic language can be derived from taking all the available phonemes, putting them into a hierarchical six-dimensional lattice with each ranked by total dark pixel count in its Unicode omnifont representation, and then connecting them pseudorandomly using a Mersenne twister code using his Champions character's stats as the initial seed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 6, 2021 Report Share Posted August 6, 2021 Cancer wrote the ill conceived Saturn's Moons: A Love Story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 Death Tribble's role in life is to make English schoolchildren as afraid of dust bunnies as they are of upside-down wastepaper baskets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 Cancer keeps trying to point the Hubble telescope at parts of the universe that look rude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 Death Tribble has an impressive collection of d7's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 53 minutes ago, death tribble said: Cancer keeps trying to point the Hubble telescope at parts of the universe that look rude Actually, I was beaten to the punch on some of the best ones. Anyone remember Mad Cow Disease? You can thank Pariah for that. Not the disease, but the substance in the water supply that makes everyone forget. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 18 minutes ago, Cancer said: Actually, I was beaten to the punch on some of the best ones. If you were wondering whether the Universe was benevolent, apathetic, or actively hostile, well.... Cancer has spent the last few years developing plans for a petrochemical processing facility on Titan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 Pariah is a top-ranked PvP player in Kerbal Space Program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 3 hours ago, Pariah said: If you were wondering whether the Universe was benevolent, apathetic, or actively hostile, well.... Cancer has spent the last few years developing plans for a petrochemical processing facility on Titan. Stephen Crane said this far more eloquently than I can L. Marcus beat Clippy into wishing he was a wakizashi bokken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Cancer's great novella 'The Moon and its erotic effect on the lives of astronomers' is banned in China Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 People remember the Visigoths and the Ostrogoths, but the Tribbigoths seem to be forgotten by history. This vexes DT to no end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 23 hours ago, Cancer said: People remember the Visigoths and the Ostrogoths, but the Tribbigoths seem to be forgotten by history. This vexes DT to no end. That is because people get confused between Tribbligoths and Tribble Goths. Oh how I curse and fret. Saturn is boring and I hate the place is Cancer's journal of his time spent there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 22, 2021 Report Share Posted August 22, 2021 DT is marketing his autobiography. The working title is "Unrequited Lust". His agent thinks that is far to pedestrian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 22, 2021 Report Share Posted August 22, 2021 Cancer laughed his way through Requiem For A Dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 22, 2021 Report Share Posted August 22, 2021 L. Marcus once used a HEMA technique during a kendo match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 22, 2021 Report Share Posted August 22, 2021 tkdguy. Never knowingly kicked in the groin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 If you feed quinoa to Death Tribble, it gives him a burning bowel movement, but it'll give you a few dozen grams of bulk antimatter if you're there to catch the droppings before they annihilate another city block. Unsurprisingly, feeding quinoa to tribbles is explicitly forbidden in England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 Cancer is a hoopy frood who knows where his towel is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 Pariah invented towels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 ...from woven Tribble fur. What a tedious and disgusting mess THAT was. In fairness, Death Tribble did try to warn me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 Pariah invented fairness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 To balance it out, Death tribble invented Tavistock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 L Marcus's theme song is Slaughter on Tenth Avenue, performed as a duet for bagpipes and steam turbokazoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 Cancer has a dill piccolo tuned in C##. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 Pariah headed the team of marketing experts that the town of Derry hired to up their profile. Their only brainstorming session before the contract was mysteriously cancelled produced the fetching slogan "Come Smell That Derry Air!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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