Ragitsu Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 L.Marcus mistook a jar of ultra-spicy wasabi for a jar of hummus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 Ragitsu mistook a can of motor oil for a jar of pickled onions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 It was Death Tribble who gave the name "Mother Superior" to a martini garnished with a dried prune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 Cancer once wrote a scathing treatise on undried prunes under the pen name "Father Superior". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 When Pariah sings Tom Lehrer's Elements Song, he has Duane Eddy twanging away as his back-up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 26, 2021 Report Share Posted August 26, 2021 Cancer's epic Opera The Song of the Stars is banned everywhere because you have to repeat the name Hastur three times in succession Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 26, 2021 Report Share Posted August 26, 2021 (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction was written by Keith Richards after losing a frustrating, pointless, bickering argument with Death Tribble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 26, 2021 Report Share Posted August 26, 2021 The character Khan Noonien Singh was based on an epic rant of Cancer's, all the way back in elementary school on the topic of lime Jell-O. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 26, 2021 Report Share Posted August 26, 2021 L. Marcus' ATM PIN is the last five digits of pi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 Pariah invented pins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 Death Tribble got three of them put in his left leg last week! Wrong side of a Manchester City - Chelsea discussion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 Cancer's football team of choice is Real Madrid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 No, it's Unreal Gormenghast. That's the place where you got off the train thinking it was Göteborg instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 Cancer adopted Schrodinger's cat. ...or did he? Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 28, 2021 Report Share Posted August 28, 2021 Ragitsu has just found out that he has been adopted ......... by Blackbeard's ghost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 28, 2021 Report Share Posted August 28, 2021 Death Tribble has just found out that he has been adapted ... from an Esperanto work of Twilight fanfic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 28, 2021 Report Share Posted August 28, 2021 Pariah's avatar may look like Crusader, but it's actually Foxbat in disguise. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted August 28, 2021 Report Share Posted August 28, 2021 tkdguy found a portal to a wonderful and exciting fantasy world. As luck would have it, however, that portal is snuggly situated in his toilet. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 29, 2021 Report Share Posted August 29, 2021 That does have the potential to save on waste disposal bills, though. Ragitsu has one of the 15-inch guns from A turret of HMS Warspite hidden away behind his hunting lodge, supposedly to be used against the invading murder hornets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 29, 2021 Report Share Posted August 29, 2021 As the result of falling through a spacetime rift that landed him in the distant alternate past, Cancer is his own great-great-aunt (three times removed). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted August 29, 2021 Report Share Posted August 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Cancer said: That does have the potential to save on waste disposal bills, though. Think of the interminable frustration, though: unless you are a small person and/or a master contortionist, you can never actually pass through the portal. The best you can do is peer through the window into a fascinating realm beyond your reach. --- --- --- Pariah has won a lifetime supply of unsalable brake pads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 29, 2021 Report Share Posted August 29, 2021 Ragitsu once ran a competition where the prize was a lifetime supply of unsalable brake pads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 30, 2021 Report Share Posted August 30, 2021 The macaroons that Death tribble made for his local school's bake sale were actually edible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 30, 2021 Report Share Posted August 30, 2021 L Marcus and the Iceland submarine scandal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 30, 2021 Report Share Posted August 30, 2021 Death Tribble lusts openly after a girl he knows only as "the treacle tart". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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