Pariah Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 19 hours ago, L. Marcus said: Pariah can smell technetium. Smell it? I can barely spell it! Death Tribble can spell every single word in the English language ... but not necessarily correctly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Pariah has to stifle the urge to say, "Betcha can't put your tongue on it!" to his students after any number of chemistry and physics demos in his classes. The one with magnetic levitation of a ceramic superconductor (which has been bathed in liquid nitrogen) is about the most benign of them. To his credit, for that last one the urge is strong only when faced with a kid with a tongue stud. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Cancer once got stuck in the elevator in his own personal beanstalk, somewhere around the 10,120th floor. He was trapped for three days, with nothing to eat but garlic éclairs, nothing to drink but Mountain Dew, and the only sound being the muzak version of The Best Of Rage Against The Machine. This explains much. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 (see why I want the antimatter planet?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 Cancer and L Marcus teamed up for the Helsinki Telescope Scandal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 14, 2021 Report Share Posted September 14, 2021 Death Tribble's psionic mind control over a suggestible WoW player resulted in the original Leeroy Jenkins fiasco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 14, 2021 Report Share Posted September 14, 2021 The reason it took so long to discover 2021 PH₂₇ is that Cancer just figured out how to disable the cloaking device remotely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 14, 2021 Report Share Posted September 14, 2021 The bobby pin supplied by Pariah helped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 14, 2021 Report Share Posted September 14, 2021 L Marcus and the Norwegian Cheese Sandwich story. I cannot emphasise this enough. Do not ask for any details whatsoever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 14, 2021 Report Share Posted September 14, 2021 Just for grins, Death Tribble keeps all the banisters at the Houses of Parliament slick with tribble drool when parliament isn't in recess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 15, 2021 Report Share Posted September 15, 2021 Just don't ask how Cancer keeps the radio telescopes clean. There are videos, power point presentations, audio clips and a ten volume book series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 15, 2021 Report Share Posted September 15, 2021 Death tribble was once the hero in a shonen manga. There was much screaming and shouting -- more than usual for the genre, but just average bloodshed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 L Marcus tried to translate some Sagas into anime and manga. The result was not pretty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 Death Tribble tried to translate Carl Sagan into anime and manga. The result was not pretty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 Pariah once knew a girl called Annie May. She hated sequential arts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 L Marcus was prosecuted for knowing non-Scandinavian women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 Death Tribble faeces look just like the orange mac and cheese out of the blue box prepared according to the printed instructions. They do, however, taste better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 Cancer is forbidden from using any microwave ovens at work, since the last time he tried he melted allll the chocolate bars in every campus vending machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 Don't buy Scandinavian microwave ovens from L Marcus. They are not what they seem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 4, 2021 Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 Rooks follow Death Tribble around expectantly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 4, 2021 Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 Cancer keeps the original Law of the Twelve Tablets tablets as his new kitchen counter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 5, 2021 Report Share Posted November 5, 2021 L. Marcus has a kitchen table made of Unobtanium. The chairs are wicker, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 7, 2021 Report Share Posted November 7, 2021 Pariah invented the kitchen table Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 7, 2021 Report Share Posted November 7, 2021 Death tribble was among the prime movers for the invention of the first mortality tables. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 8, 2021 Report Share Posted November 8, 2021 Cancer carved the mortality tables for asteroids and meteorites on the moon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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