death tribble Posted March 5, 2023 Report Share Posted March 5, 2023 Cancer and the idea to use telescopes in orbit to take photographs of models for Playboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 7, 2023 Report Share Posted March 7, 2023 You can make cheese out of death tribble milk, but only in Old Brycheiniog are the creatures numerous enough to collect enough milk to make a classical double thimble batch of the cheese. The cheese is called Rwswnbran (pronounced "retchedsnot" by English speakers), and supposedly it tastes like four-day-old boogers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 7, 2023 Report Share Posted March 7, 2023 People just saw the title of Cancer's paper and would not read anymore. But it was used in a record and 'Kinky Asteroid' was a hit so he got credit and some royalties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 7, 2023 Report Share Posted March 7, 2023 Death tribble actually has a voice. And it's about 50% more soothing than the voice belonging to Professor Brian Cox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 8, 2023 Report Share Posted March 8, 2023 Norwegian Pickles. An L Marcus invention. You could eat them but they are best employed as weapons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 10, 2023 Report Share Posted March 10, 2023 Death Tribble hates floor wax not because he always slips and falls on waxed floors, but because floor wax tastes bad. Even the lemon stuff, which disappointed him greatly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 10, 2023 Report Share Posted March 10, 2023 Cancer was arrested for vandalising websites. He changed one word and that was Comment to Comet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 10, 2023 Report Share Posted March 10, 2023 (Most of the time. Sometimes it was to Coma.) Death Tribble has skipped a 1£ coin across the Thames at Blackfriars Bridge. It took 43 skips on its way across. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 10, 2023 Report Share Posted March 10, 2023 It turns out, Cancer is the final evolutionary state of all academics... biologists are baffled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 10, 2023 Report Share Posted March 10, 2023 Hermit's life inspired all four seasons and all the specials of Blackadder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 Trust me on this. You don't want to know about L Marcus's translation of Agatha Christie's work for Norway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 3, 2023 Report Share Posted April 3, 2023 Ask Death Tribble sometime about his guncotton diapers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 3, 2023 Report Share Posted April 3, 2023 Ask Cancer sometime about those imploding telescopes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 3, 2023 Report Share Posted April 3, 2023 Death tribble is an even greater lover of velour than Zapp Brannigan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 4, 2023 Report Share Posted April 4, 2023 L Marcus wrote a novel about the Northern Lights, but no publisher would publish it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 4, 2023 Report Share Posted April 4, 2023 Corduroy lampshades. In this weather ? Bazza, what were you thinking ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 4, 2023 Report Share Posted April 4, 2023 I was thinking of using tribbles! DT wrote his autobio about someone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 5, 2023 Report Share Posted April 5, 2023 How many different shades of pink can you paint one house both outdoors and indoors ? Well there is one house in Queensland where Bazza's decorating genius overtook him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 5, 2023 Report Share Posted April 5, 2023 Death tribble can explain Jainism in three sentences and in under two minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 5, 2023 Report Share Posted April 5, 2023 L. Marcus has a profitable side gig teaching on-line classes about how to seduce reindeer and wolverines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 Cancer can explain philosophy of mind, he just doesn’t want too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 Bazza can explain interior decorating in such detail that it has been banned as inhumane by the Geneva Convention Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 Death Tribble is an American citizen. He is just pretending to be British. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 Bazza was, without his consent -- indeed, against his expressed wish -- born in Fiji. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 (edited) I’ll take it. Some days it seems better there than here. L Marcus tried being an alchemist, but mist. Edited April 6, 2023 by Bazza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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