Cancer Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus used to support himself by smuggling feather dusters into Belorus. Then his source of dusters dried up, so he's back to running white margarine into Malta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer, while working as a swimsuit model for an Islamic mail order company, once tried raising the pantaloon shorts above his knee caps so he could walk. He lost his job of course. Although I'm told that the negatives from that photoshoot command large prices in Teheran. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was used as the figurehead on a ship doing a round the world trip. This was without his permission of course and his houting and swearing got the ship banned in many ports. He swore off sea water for life after he got free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble is allergic to French Mustard after a harrowing event at an all night wicker sales room. It took him months to get his credit card bill sorted out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above If you take a large strip of closed Velcro and slowly pull it open (giving that delicious tearing sound for several seconds) within Narratio's hearing, he gets a faraway look in his eyes and then excuses himself from the room. No one has learned why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above I was with Cancer when he got that long term odd shaped bulge in his trouser leg. The doctors say it's never going away, the dogs run from him but he's now attracted to Zimmer frames for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio had an illicite affair with a Swedish model some years back that left him allergic to Nutella.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above It was while I was undergoing treatment for nasty whole body rash caused by a case of unexploded Nutella that I first met rebeccared50. She was in the clinic for removal of an unwanted dance instructor. I never knew the whole story but a tube of superglue and T-Rex's "Truck on Tyke" were somehow involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 3, 2006 Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio, in his backyard garden, has a gazebo, on which a certain vine climbs. This vine has a particular flower, in that it's only color is ultra-violet. This vine was a true test for Narry's green thumbs, because normally it only grows on the south slopes of Hell, right below the City of Dis. How he managed to transplant one stickling -- and how he manages to keep the plant alive in our world -- is a secret for which Narratio will kill to keep hidden. Narratio takes his horticulture seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 3, 2006 Report Share Posted December 3, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus; inventer of the inverted Teleportpop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Want to bring Congress out in a cold sweat ? Just mention Enforcer84 and a rendition of 'Hunka, Hunka burning love' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Remember when deathtribble was appearing before the House Un-American Activities Committee and the only way he'd tell them how many communists he knew was if Richard Nixon beat him in a televised thumb wrestle. We all knew Nixons days were numbered at that point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio spends half his time in the Tropics and half in the Arctic Waste. When that ice runway is ready I know he will be the first volunteer for the inaugural flight. I'm sure he's sick of getting seasick making the trip by boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above I have this autographed picture of SatinKitty and Mother Theresa sharing a double tequila in Acapulco. Apparently they used to party in the same circles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above MNaratio knows that becaus ehe used to stalk Mother Theresa. Well, not much about it actually: I also dig older chicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron digs older chicks. Digs them up. The pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus has a collection of the finest silverware ever made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Kevein Federline is not the father of Brittany's kids. We know who is, don't we boys and girls ? Oops Enforcer84 did it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble produced K-Fed's debute album. The bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Of course, it was L.marcus who introduced Brittany to K.Fed. As I recall it was; "Yo! Brit', I'd like you to meet my old chum Kevin. He can lick his eyebrows AND hold his breath for over 15 minutes... Brit'? Brittany? Hey, where'd they go?" The rest is history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio. 40% man, 30% animal, 23% vegetable and the other 7% you really don't want to know about. Trust me. This once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above I remember watching deathtribble swinging from trees in the local park one lunchtime. When I asked him what he was doing, all he said was "Tarzan Bundola! Kreegah!" And then he hit me with a mango. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Back in the 1700's, Narratio cornered the world market of tantalum. No one cared at the time, so he gave up on it, having learned a hard lesson on market timing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Did I you ever hear the story about Cancer, the Anglican Bishop and a small mistake on the invitation cards to MOMA's retrospective on Andy Warhol? It made page 2 of the New York Times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above When Narratio was a boy, he published his diary under the Pen Name of Adrian Mole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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