death tribble Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above SatinKitty is serving a lifetime ban from politics after announcing that she was not going to sleep with her constituents. The meany. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above On the subject of sexual escapdes I remeber that, some time back, a favoured porn star of mine set the first mass sex act record. She "took on" 50 males. At number 49 is that gold darned deathtribble. I forget who was number 50. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above On the subject of sexual escapdes I remeber that' date=' some time back, a favoured porn star of mine set the first mass sex act record. She "took on" 50 males. At number 49 is that gold darned deathtribble. I forget who was number 50.[/quote'] 50 is not the record. I wish I didn't know this. Narratio was Angela Lansbury's stunt-double in "Disney's Bedknobs & Broomsticks." Think she didn't need a stunt-double in that movie? Well, you're right. Easiest $50 Narratio ever made. He just hung around the craft services table and chatted up the script girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Keyes_bill's first choice for a career was as a forensic proctologist, but he didn't get good enough grades to be admitted to the program. He's settled on being a lagomorphic megalomaniac instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer and I went to a movie once. "Midnight Chainsaw House of Wax Massacre in the Corn Covered Halloween Hills part 24". He cried at all the romantic scenes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio played the Great White's kooky sidekick in Jaws. He got cut out because of that the pacing sucked. Oh, and jackals don't enjoy swimming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above I saw L.Marcus doing his famous "Street Mime Being Chainsawed by Annoyed Pedestrian" act in New York city a couple of years back. The blood went everywhere but nobody appeared to notice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once spit on Cthullu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Hey, E84 had just poked him one of his eyes. I couldn't be one upped. I had to do something! Of course, E84 just poked the smallest of Cthullu's eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio invented the Great Old Ones. Tekkeli-li! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus is the world's leading authority on the intestinal parasites of naked mole-rats. No one ever asks him about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above For a dare, Cancer one spent a week as a naked pole dancer in a bar in Bangkok. The money earned put him through college. I think I slipped him $5... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once made love to the Queen of England. Now, I've had some wild girlfriends before, but... wow, man. Just, wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Keyes_bill was spotted helping out with Hulk Hogans reality TV show. I've no idea what he was doing, but he got lots of free doughnuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio makes Ozzy seem normal. It's a paying job . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Ever looked closely at the makers information on any fitted bed sheet sold in the USA? Right next to the 'pat.pending' comment is usually another comment; 'L.Marcus was here'... Makes you think eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio has me constantly thinking "eh". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer convinced the canadian youth that saying "aboot" was considered hip and cool in Pasadena. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Fittingly, L. Marcus had stock in Dreamworks productions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above It's said that hermit has the body of a 24 year old Olympic class athlete. But nobody knows where he keeps it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was thoroughly spanked by the German parliament for trying to nail the Loreley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble nailed the Lorelei. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Lorelei tells me that L.Marcus does more for her than death tribble ever did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio made sweet, sweet love to me, like no one ever has before. ... ... Oh, wait, no. I'm thinking of Kathy Ireland. Sorry, my mistake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above If you want to be grossed out sometime, give Keyes_bill a spool of barbed wire, a gallon of marshmallow topping, an electric router, and a camel. If you're smart, though, you'll do this from a safe distance. Like, say, Venus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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