death tribble Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was sent to the back of the queue for saying the Bush twins needed implants. Brains specifically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above deathtribble got his start under Waterloo bridge. He used to hang out at this fast food hole in the wall demanding money to not smooch people. Look where its got him now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above No-one mentions the incident with Narratio, the ice skates and the Dagenham Girl Pipers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above And then death tribble asked WHY 76 trombones led the big parade? It took weeks to sort out the traffic pile ups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio only recently learnet that "traffic pile-up" does not, in any way, shape, or form, involve suppositories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus's day is not complete until he performs 125 acts of vandalism in the French language version of Wikipedia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer has three ears. Though I've been sworn to secrecy about where on his body the third one is located. And even if I hadn't made that oath, I'd probably not tell you anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above keyes_Bill has won the Publishers Clearing House sweepstakes every year since 1970, much to amazement of his mother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was inflicted with tonsilitis for disparaging the Isle of Wight ferry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble has an identical twin brother who looks exactly like Hugh Jackman. It's true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above bill invented porn. Just goes to show, he's consistent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus is the last card carrying member of the Communist party in Sweden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble once spent an afternoon sorting my sock draw. He said he "wanted to get back to his roots". We never discussed it any further. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was once choke slammed by the Queen. Well, because she's the Queen and can do these things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble ate Vladivostok the other day. He spat it out, thoug, claiming it tasted funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus uses weapons of mass destruction to control garden pests. It's excessive force, but it's certainly gratifying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above The reason why Cancer is yeehawing all the time is that he just became Professor of Cowpoking and Yeehawing at the University of Texas. He also has a new family coat-of-arms showing two crossed smoking pistols over a clock showing the time of high noon and has to wear a stetson while lecturing, under the shower and in bed. He even speaks with a Texan drawl now! And that all is something for somebody of Chinese-Hungarian ancestry, isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Late one night, over a cold brew or 30, Der Rotor baron told me his tragic life story. The movie rights have already been optioned by Tim Burton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was fed to the piranhas by President Putin as a favour to Leon Trotsky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Apparently death tribble is still in a law suit with Coco Channels estate. It appears she used him as a model for a pair of mens gloves and then died before she paid him. Oh, the humanity! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above . . . Narratio has, after me, the most eclectic collection of battle bioroids in known space. I just have more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus calls them "bioroids" becuse most of them are just nanobots that give people hemorrhoids. His family fortune is in Preparation H stock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Who sank the iceberg that sank the Titanic ? Cancer showing off of course ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Of course, one of the most sought after movie scenes that never made it to the finished film is of Fred Astair and death tribble dancing down the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. That was made at least 2 years before gene Kelly and the blasted Mouse... but the studio exec's said nobody wanted to see a tribble dance. How wrong they were! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio thinks it is howlingly funny to copy-paste paragraphs from Newtons' Principia (in the original Latin) into people's blogs. After about the fifth time, BustyPornQueen blocked his IP address for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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