death tribble Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above You know how in WW2 various American bombers had pics of girls and other things painted on the nose cone ? Well there are saucy picture of Cancer painted on the Shuttle. Studio execs have these airbrushed out of TV showings when the shuttle launches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above When I first met death tribble he was working under the stage name of "Death Womble". He later confided that "death Sooty" and "death flowerpot man" were apparently taken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio is the Spawn of the Devil! How I came to know his secret? Easy: Look at the numbers in his profile: (1) Joined in May 2005: may is the the month of the Blocksberg Festival at which witches dance with the devil at Mountain Brocken. And if you add 2 + 0 + 0 + 5 you get 7! Clearly a magical number! (2) Thailand and Siberia as a location - he is teleporting! Meets Baba Yaga in Siberia and (POOW!) is in Thailand to sacrifice virgins at some jungle temple to the Unnamable! (3) Age 49! Add that together and you get 13! 13 people!!! Have I say anything more??? (4) 279 posts! Take the root and you get 16,70329309. Add that together and you getr ... 40! Do I have to draw you are piocture here? Self-evident! (5) Twisted mood - nuff sad! The mood with horns ... (6) Rep Power - add it together and you get 8 or 18 (counting 0 as 10), Both are Mayan numbers of unluck! Or was that Hittitian? Who cares ... Add to that his fur, big ears and yellows eayes and you have: RIGHT! THE BIG BAD WOLF!!! Run, Forr... ehm ... Little Red Riding Hood! RUN!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron is in actuality quite sane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L.Marcus and I were having a quiet glass of white wine at the last Carnaby Street Anniversary party when he confided to me that he has an artificial coccyx. It's the legacy of some terrible childhood accident involving a plate of calamari, a pair of chopsticks and Ringo Star. I never pressed him for details. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Actually, Narratio got the details, but I think he must've suppressed the memories. I think I may have made him the man . . . Or rather person, he is today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted December 25, 2006 Report Share Posted December 25, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus insanity is that he calls other people sane although THERE IS NO PROOF TO THE FACT! NOSIR! THERE ISN'T! (WOOGA! WOOGA! WOOOO!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 25, 2006 Report Share Posted December 25, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Der rotor baron has been the case subject of 15 Doctorates thesis concerning criminal psychology as of Dec 25, 2006. One wonders where it will all end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 25, 2006 Report Share Posted December 25, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron's theses were all about Narratio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted December 25, 2006 Report Share Posted December 25, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus has a Chair at the Institute of Oddness and Apllied Oddity of the University of Abnormalville, Loony County in Crazyland. And he is the only normal person there - as normal as you can be with a haircut like that ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 26, 2006 Report Share Posted December 26, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above I once watched Rotor Baron spend an afternoon reading a book while sitting in a wind tunnel. Apparently his Fokker Triplane was under repair and he "wanted to feel the wind in his face". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted December 26, 2006 Report Share Posted December 26, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above So you left before I began strafing the book while holding my trusted twin-machinegun in just one hand? By the way, the strafing was neccessary: It was Narratio's book "How to hit on German Flying Aces!" - I thought it was about Entente fighting tactics, BUT THEN I SAW WAHT IT REALLY WAS!!! Pin-up photos of Göring including! YUCK!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 26, 2006 Report Share Posted December 26, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron once downed Göring. To the German high command, he claimed it was an accident, but the night before the incident, Göring ate the cake sent to RB from his mother . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 26, 2006 Report Share Posted December 26, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Of course, it was L.Marcus who Herman Goering called whenever it was time to pick out a new outfit. That's our Marcus, fashion consultant to Nazi flying Aces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio is breeding a race of hyperintelligent cockroaches who will, should their training proceed as planned, put Martha Stewart out of business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above I'm doing this in a bid to thwart E84's attempt at cornering the home appliance market. He already owns patents on edible sporks, paper cook ware and non-stick Zuchini. I wonder where he'll stop... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio -- the world's first surviving heart donor. He had no need for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above And L. Marcus now has it - making him the first person with TWO hearts! But not one of it is giving - as you see he is receiving and needlessly greedy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron is a Faschist ... you, know, the Fasching kind of Faschist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above WHAT AN INSULT! I am from the Westpahlian part of Northrhein-Westphalia - Fasching/ Karneval is what the Rhinelanders do! I resent that - have nothing to do with these wine-guzzling, small beer drinking ("Kölsch" - YUCK!), sweets throwing, merry-making, disgustingly happy-scrappy costumed party-lovers ... Oh man, WHY CAN'T I BE LIKE THEM???? Oh, the humanity! Cancer has the secret power to give people depressions. He even has an apparatus that he stole from the same guy who later marketed Prozac and got FILTHY rich. But Cancer is a misantroph par eccellance (excuse my wanting French): He only does it for his sick fun ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaft Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron singlehandedly conquers the French every year, as is the custom of his people. His turn comes up on May 7th, where it will be broadcast on the Sports and Conquest (SAC) channel, which is sadly available only in Europe and on satelite. He hopes to actually have to fight for Paris, a battle which has yet to happen in over 60 years since the population of France has yet to last that long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Rumor has it that Shaft is the reincarnation of Clint Barton, but he's really the incarnation of Errol Flynn. Lock up yer daughters, indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above "He's a bad mother --" "SHUT YO MOUTH!" "I'm only talkin' 'bout Enforcer84." "WE CAN DIG IT!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above I beat you to it didn't I? Anime animators from Japan call Michael to have him give them early criticism on their ideas. He has crushed the dreams of many fanservice fanboys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above When BCCI collapsed and the Vatican's personal bankers started to turn up all dead. It was rumored that E84 was brought in to advise them. Now if only he'd tell us what really happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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