death tribble Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio. He Came, He Saw, His car was jumped by an lovestruck elephant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above So there I was, throwing cold water over this elephant, trying to get it to stop humping my car when I saw death tribble being mobbed by a gang of middle aged Japanese tourists. It seems they thought he was some sort of Pokemon character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above When Narratio visits Los Angeles, he has been known to audition for the parts of sophisticated Villains in action movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above SatinKitty was once contracted to ninja Steve Long. He still lives. Or so he thinks . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus has a "catgirl" version or Eliza Dushku in his closet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted January 13, 2007 Report Share Posted January 13, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above It's often said that E84 has the virile body of a 24 year old olympic athelete. Now if only he could remember where he put it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 13, 2007 Report Share Posted January 13, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio clones virile athletes and sell the product to the high and mighty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superskrull Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus is a character assassin. Fortunately, he's a specialist who deals with figures of myth and legend. You could ask 'Snakedancer' Johannsen how dangerous he is. That is, if L. Marcus hadn't decreated him at the behest of a jealous Pecos Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Superskrull had "relations" with Sue Storm. She didn't know it was him. He appeared to her as..... Dr DOOM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above SatinKitty was once contracted to ninja Steve Long. He still lives. Or so he thinks . . . Killing isn't the only Esoteric Art Lady Ninja must master. Enforcer 84 has a double life - mild-mannered Banker by day, at night he becomes...... CAPTAIN PIZZA !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superskrull Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Armed only with a How-To book on carpentry, a handful of well-crafted puppets and a shovel, Satin Kitty single-handedly created the myth of Atlantis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above I was trying to discover who it was that invented the hula hoop. But all I could find, after many hours of intense search, were pictures of Superskrull and a pair of hot young babes at a beach Waikiki. I know they're connected somehow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once tried to create a professional ladie's mud-wrestling league. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus once genetically modifiied himself to have fins and other aquatic features in order to terrify the Japanese. It worked and they still don't know it was him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superskrull Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Despite having an internal temperature above the melting point of iron, Death Tribble's heart is composed of the frozen tears of the damned. You have to respect that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Have you ever stood in a train station, anywhere in teh world, and listened to the public announcements? They're distorted, scratchy and spoken in some pidgin patois of Afrantu? Well, Superskrull recorded all those. He used to sell them to rail road's for $1.25 a copy. And that's the rest of the story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio gentically modified himself so he could cheat in flying exams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble don't have to gene-mod himself. He can morph into anything. Any-thing. He once spend a millennium as the white dwarf star Sirius-B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus used a pogo stick and springs to carry out the infamous Tree Squirrel stranglings in Gothenburg in 1999. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble used to play Tambourine in the Electric Light Orchestra. However, he and Jeff Lyne had a falling out over the bands direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer is singelhandedly responsible for every boy- and girlband since the beginning of the Fifties. His personal fave is New Kids On The Block. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer is singelhandedly responsible for every boy- and girlband since the beginning of the Fifties. His personal fave is New Kids On The Block. .... And L Marcus was never seen again. NKOtB indeed.... Unless I produce musical excriment in my sleep.... L Marcus can cut you to the quick with a single sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above . . . I think I hit a nerve there . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above . . . I think I hit a nerve there . . . You severed my spinal column. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above . . . And that is very very rarely a good thing, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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