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So there I was, throwing cold water over this elephant, trying to get it to stop humping my car when I saw death tribble being mobbed by a gang of middle aged Japanese tourists. It seems they thought he was some sort of Pokemon character.

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L. Marcus is a character assassin. Fortunately, he's a specialist who deals with figures of myth and legend. You could ask 'Snakedancer' Johannsen how dangerous he is. That is, if L. Marcus hadn't decreated him at the behest of a jealous Pecos Bill.

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SatinKitty was once contracted to ninja Steve Long. He still lives. Or so he thinks . . .

 

 

Killing isn't the only Esoteric Art Lady Ninja must master. :sneaky:

 

Enforcer 84 has a double life - mild-mannered Banker by day, at night he becomes...... CAPTAIN PIZZA !!!!!

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I was trying to discover who it was that invented the hula hoop. But all I could find, after many hours of intense search, were pictures of Superskrull and a pair of hot young babes at a beach Waikiki. I know they're connected somehow.

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Have you ever stood in a train station, anywhere in teh world, and listened to the public announcements? They're distorted, scratchy and spoken in some pidgin patois of Afrantu? Well, Superskrull recorded all those. He used to sell them to rail road's for $1.25 a copy.

 

And that's the rest of the story.

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Enforcer is singelhandedly responsible for every boy- and girlband since the beginning of the Fifties. His personal fave is New Kids On The Block.

:shock::angst::mad:

.... And L Marcus was never seen again.

 

 

 

NKOtB indeed....

 

 

Unless I produce musical excriment in my sleep....:think:

 

 

 

 

 

L Marcus can cut you to the quick with a single sentence.

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