Enforcer84 Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above ...As long as you love me....*Slits own throat* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Okay okay okay . . . I promise never again to mention you and NKotB in the same sentence. After that one. Deal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above okay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above . . . On pain of sticking a fork in my own leg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus has a wooden leg, bespeckled with fork marks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted January 21, 2007 Report Share Posted January 21, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer is makng a killing with selling forks to some hair-cut challenged member of this board whose name shall not be mentioned. Just let's say that said fellow .... or gal ... plant .... mineral ... is using them a lot on wood which is not the way forks should be used. But nobody ever told him ... err ... her, it, whatever .... and so he ... blabla ... forks over money to Enforcer instead. Isn't there a lwa in the U.S. of A. that prohibits mwking money by exploiting the hair-cut challenged? Isn't that discriminating against some kind of minority (still hope it's the minority)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted January 21, 2007 Report Share Posted January 21, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above I tried enrolling into Der Rotor Barons school of flying once. But they said I hd to supply my own aircraft. Never went back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted January 21, 2007 Report Share Posted January 21, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above A submarine wasn't and isn't an aircraft, even if you weld a propeller to it! That's the rule, Narratio! And calling it "Das Hindenboot" wasn't all that original either ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 21, 2007 Report Share Posted January 21, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron's Plane was the inspiration for the Snoop Dogg film opus, Soul Plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 21, 2007 Report Share Posted January 21, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer 84 singlehandedly confused the 2000 election by stringing up various officials in charge of making sure the votes were counted smoothly and obviously. For this infamous deed, he was dubbed "The Hanging Chad" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 21, 2007 Report Share Posted January 21, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above The Winghead votes Libertinarian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superskrull Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus is secretly engaged in a transtemporal duel over Beatles song copyrights with Michael Jackson. Judging by the deteriorating appearance, finances and sanity of Jackson, it may be surmised the King of Pop is losing, badly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Superskrull was sent to the back of the queue for mocking the existence of Rod. Stewart that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superskrull Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Go look into the high school yearbooks of people from two different locations. Do you see that guy you swear you went to high school with in them? That's Death Tribble. He's watching us, all of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Superskrull once had a career as a photographer for an all girls school. Then he got involved in a syndicate of japanese businessmen and it all fell apart. But he was never prosecuted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was oce turned into a toy by Susano and was then the subject of a pitched battle among Japanese schoolboys. Narratio has vowed revenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble can whistle in four-part harmony. Unfortunately, when he snores, the quartet gets badly out of tune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was once genetically modified so he could get drunk on milk. Why is anyone's guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble reads the WWE webpages for the articles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Ever wionder why L.Marcus is called L.Marcus? It all goes back to bet he made with a Walt Disney songwriter over a new word to be used in a tune. The full details are shrouded in mystery but, from the missing letters of L.Marcus' name, we get most of "Supercallafragalisticexpealidocious". Strange that, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio is one of those life forms which are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea. And he retains a basal fascination with anyone demonstrating the ability to blow bubbles with one's own spit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer gave Orion a wedgie last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble reads the WWE webpages for the articles. That isn't a complication. It is the truth. I read the WWE website for the results of RAW, SMackdown and ECW. L Marcus once threw himself off the tallest building in Sweden to set a record for the longest Kung Fu kick ever. His attempt was disqualified for use of flatulance on launch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Ever noticed that death tribble, Zornwil and Mighty Bec are never on the boards at the same time? I'm not saying that there's an overt connection, but it's an interesting coincidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio secretes Force during sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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