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Enforcer is makng a killing with selling forks to some hair-cut challenged member of this board whose name shall not be mentioned. Just let's say that said fellow .... or gal ... plant .... mineral ... is using them a lot on wood which is not the way forks should be used.

But nobody ever told him ... err ... her, it, whatever .... and so he ... blabla ... forks over money to Enforcer instead.

 

Isn't there a lwa in the U.S. of A. that prohibits mwking money by exploiting the hair-cut challenged? Isn't that discriminating against some kind of minority (still hope it's the minority)?

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Enforcer 84 singlehandedly confused the 2000 election by stringing up various officials in charge of making sure the votes were counted smoothly and obviously. For this infamous deed, he was dubbed "The Hanging Chad"

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L. Marcus is secretly engaged in a transtemporal duel over Beatles song copyrights with Michael Jackson. Judging by the deteriorating appearance, finances and sanity of Jackson, it may be surmised the King of Pop is losing, badly.

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Go look into the high school yearbooks of people from two different locations. Do you see that guy you swear you went to high school with in them? That's Death Tribble. He's watching us, all of us.

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Superskrull once had a career as a photographer for an all girls school. Then he got involved in a syndicate of japanese businessmen and it all fell apart. But he was never prosecuted.

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Ever wionder why L.Marcus is called L.Marcus? It all goes back to bet he made with a Walt Disney songwriter over a new word to be used in a tune. The full details are shrouded in mystery but, from the missing letters of L.Marcus' name, we get most of "Supercallafragalisticexpealidocious".

 

Strange that, eh?

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Narratio is one of those life forms which are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea. And he retains a basal fascination with anyone demonstrating the ability to blow bubbles with one's own spit.

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death tribble reads the WWE webpages for the articles. :straight:

 

That isn't a complication. It is the truth. I read the WWE website for the results of RAW, SMackdown and ECW.

 

L Marcus once threw himself off the tallest building in Sweden to set a record for the longest Kung Fu kick ever. His attempt was disqualified for use of flatulance on launch.

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Ever noticed that death tribble, Zornwil and Mighty Bec are never on the boards at the same time? I'm not saying that there's an overt connection, but it's an interesting coincidence.

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