teh bunneh Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above There is a house in New Orleans they call the "Rising Sun," and it's been the ruin of many a poor boy. And god, I know, L.Marcus is one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above They say Bill once killed a man for snoring. The truth is that Bill was sleeping with that man's wife (and her sister, and their twin daughters)...he spread the snoring story to protect the ladies' reputation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 once genetically modified himself so he could moon people while sitting down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above The tune "Radar Love" by Golden Earing is actually a true story. It recounts death tribbles trek to an allnight wicker store, near Brighton, in the early 1980's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio will vehemently deny that the tune "Muskrat Love" by Captain & Tenille is about him. You can't really blame him for that.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was the first person to get a legal binding divorce from reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above I once asked death tribble what he had against reality and was told a story of horror, the like of which neither man or jackal was meant to hear. I now understand some of his unresolved deep issues a bit better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio unresolves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus is the one who is responsible that Pluto is no longer a planet but a "planetoid". The reason: He wanted to buy it but planets are HUGELY expensive - asteroids and planetoids on the other hand are a dime a dozen. He is now lobbying to get it renamed into "PL.Utomarcus". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Der Roter Baron is not actually German. He is English and his original internet handle was the Crimson Count. However it just never seemed to work for him and he killed a lot of threads. So he moved to Germany and came on as Der Roter Baron and hey presto ! success ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble runs the UK's only successful hemorrhoid transplant clinic. I've never asked why, but he does smile a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio knows the bottom line. He invented it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 ... Purveyor of Ewok Porn to H.M. the King of Lower Albigensian Gondwanaland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer doesn't always aim his telescope at the sky........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cookies...SatinKitty makes cookies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 was once fired from a battleship. And no I don't mean sacked, he was shot from one of the gun turrets at Godzilla. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble knows this to be true as, although E84 was in the left gun tube, he was in the right one. We're still trying to find out who occupied the middle gun tube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above It was me. Go easier on the charge next time, Narratio, I'm still having trouble sitting down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Michael Hopcroft -- Deep One extraordinaire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus has this odd round building from which strange noises come. It's a kennel. He breeds Hounds of Tindalos and sells them to less-than-fully-informed security firms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer likes to scare the daylights out of new employees by turning up on their first day wearing a dress and then seeing if they dare comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Many people forget that death tribble was once a well known performance artist. I remember when he did a homage to Brian Eno, a work of art he called "Babies on Fire", with real babies. He gave it up soon after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio tried to found a secret society which he wanted to name "Warriors Against the Northern Kingdoms", but the acronym torpedoed the whole thing before it could get launched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was the first to put pineapple on a pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus has met the new boss. It was the same as the old boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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