Bazza Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Er Narratio, I know where it is. Want me to tell you? I've been reading a book that mentions it indirectly. Narratio, still seeking for Shambala, though I doubt he will find it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza fears nothing except the 15th of every month when he is the victim of random yet concerted attacks by ducks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble wish for Gillian Anderson to be his wife. Unfortunately there was a mix-up, he got David Duchovny instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above If Bazza speaks his name backwards he turns into a Superhero - The Unextinctable Captain Dodo!!! "It's a plane!" - "No, it's a blimp!" - "No,it's a bird!" - "Yes, you are right: And it can't fly! DUCK AND COVER! It's Captain Dodo crashing through the ceiling! [C R A S H !!!] "YES, it is I - Captain Dodo! The Avenger of endangered species and stupid-looking non-flying birds!" [CHORUS: YES, HE IS CAPTAIN DODO AND HE DODODOES GOOD IN THE WOOOOOOOORLD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron actually makes a very specific and precise kind of sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted March 3, 2007 Report Share Posted March 3, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza has a side business selling books of maps. I bought one and followed its instructions. Apparently Shamballa has early closing on weekends, Shangrillah is being redecorated, Shangilla has been demolished to make way for a 4 lane highway and Eden is apparently both full and is owned by Donald trump. Why do I ever listen to Bazza? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 3, 2007 Report Share Posted March 3, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Because Bazza is wise! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza was once thought to be extinct. eventually it was discovered that he was alive but Zornwil was standing on yop of him doing a statue impression. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above DT paid his way through college with a part-time gig as a dust mop. It was hard, demeaning work, but somehow he perservered and graduated 392nd in his class (of 394) with a coveted Associate's degree in Medieval French Poetry! These days, he still works as a dust mop -- but because of his degree, he earns $0.90 more per hour than any of his colleagues! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted March 6, 2007 Report Share Posted March 6, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above keyes_bill was once the owner and operator of a profitable bespoke ditch digging business. Nobody knows why he sold it and invested in diesel powered nuns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 6, 2007 Report Share Posted March 6, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio canceled Gilligan's Island -- as a marketing ploy. He just wanted to build up some tention before anouncing the motion picture. Too bad the tention never materialized. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 6, 2007 Report Share Posted March 6, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus caused outrage in Mattel when thousands of Russian schoolgirls sacrificed their Barbie dolls to him as part of Halloween. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted March 6, 2007 Report Share Posted March 6, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble outraged Russia when thousands of Barbie dolls sacrificed schoolgirls to Father Christmas because he was playing around with his Puppet Animator Ray Gun that Dr. Carl Dollstein built him as a birthday present. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted March 6, 2007 Report Share Posted March 6, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Rotor Baron's avatar is a candid shot of him taken on Halloween. He wanted to sue when it was published, but there was a public outcry from Night of the Living Dead fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above SatinKitty was once put forward to be the cultural ambassador to Afghanistan. Then it was discovered that... well... frankly speaking here.... it seems that she's of the female persuasion. So the whole thing fell over. It set back civilzation at least 50 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once wrote and published a book called 'Tulip worship for fun and profit'. The Dutch issued a fatwa against him as a result. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble invented the fuzz pedal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus has three fuzzy dice hanging from his rear-view mirror in his car. Before he goes anywhere he takes them down and rolls for both his Local Area Knowledge and his Driving, and he only starts the engine if he succeeds on both rolls. Fortunately, he's bought both skills up to 14-. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was once painted bright orange to prevent termite infestation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble can light his own farts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza enjoys stretching rubberbands so's they can fit around his body. He's going for the Guinness record -- 5,237 bands around the chest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L.Marcus is widely known as the inventor of the velcro Turban. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio begins his day with a nice healthy breakfast of soft-boiled box-end wrenches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was going to be lauded for walking on water. Until people found out he had baby seals strapped to his feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Mr Miracle caught death tribble in a compromising permission with Big Bartha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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