teh bunneh Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza has the ability to split himself into three duplicates. Unfortunately, his other two "selves" are terribly lazy, so he still has to do all his work himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above keyes_bill, on the run after some nefarious deed or other, almost made former NGD President Alice squish him with a car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus, the badest of the bad, steals candy from the children he lures into his car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Seanaci is carrying the next avatar of one of the Elder Gods. At least, we hope it's only one. Stuff may happen between now and the time it's born. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer once drank from Kvaser's mead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus dreams he is Brittany Spears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza used to shake his little moneymaker for cash. Zornwil soon put a stop to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above When death tribble shook his moneymaker the last time he really did rock! And an old English song is commemoratng this event: "London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down ..." Nah, his butt isn't fat, nosir! ZHe is just .... rocking it very hard ... yeah! He is a "hard rocker"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron is the father of the baby daughter of the late Anna Nicole Smith. But the estate is trying to pin paternity on someone whom they can go after in US courts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer is the sole native speaker of Old Etruscan left in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus only thinks he is a God. In reality, he is not but a koala bear hanging in the trees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Seanaci holds the record for home runs in a season at 100 but this is not recorded anywhere but here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble is the "Oracle" of the NGD, it get's e-mail but you don't know if he received it cause he doesn't reply back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza broke the Sphinx's nose. Man, is he pissed! This is the reason that Bazza hasn't set foot in northern Africa in five millennia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L.Marcus always tells lies about people but said lies are actually more true than the truth itself! But weirder, much weirder! And that is not even odd in El-World in the Marcusian Galaxy - they just do. Oh yes, they do! And you, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above The Baron popped the balloons of hundreds of sweet children...causing them all to cry out and throw tantrums that shook the earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above When Seanaci says "sweet" children, she means that literally. She's testing a new sweet honey-barbeque sauce on them, for reasons unknown... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Keyes_Bill is certainly jealous that I have created this new sweet honey bbq sauce for use on children. Now his poor bunny may starve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Seanaci is bringing Cthulhu back into the world. Rumour has it, the last time he was here he didn't cause as much destruction and damage to the human psyche as he would have liked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above All the adverts for the upcoming end of the world show Cthulhu having Bazza on his speed dial. I've never had the nerve to ask why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once impersonated Constantinople. Never again. He was ransacked by the Ottomon empire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble once shared a smoke with Cancer Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savinien Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza is so tricksy he gave the white spy a black reputation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Savinien once described himself as a "rapier twit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savinien Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus is reputed to sign his name as an acronym. L. Scram U! [2d6 PRE attack!] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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