L. Marcus Posted May 31, 2007 Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer can digest heavy metals. It's just that he can't stand the taste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 31, 2007 Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus. He was once mistaken for an Elk. By Swedish Hunters. Who were not drunk. Or Stoned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 31, 2007 Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death_Tribble prefers stoned Swedish hunters, which is why he stones them himself. Good Welsh slate throws the best, but it splits on impact, so he prefers to use that for the final layer. Initially he prefers precambrian quartzite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 31, 2007 Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer sold Apokalips to Darkseid. He didn't tell him about the septic backup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted May 31, 2007 Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 may act shy, but that's just a disguise. He leads a double life; mild-mannered Banker by day, the Portland area's best Giggilo by night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 1, 2007 Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Satin Kitty has been banned from playing Jane as has Oddhat from playing Tarzan. Swinging from the ceilings of hotels and mid air 'acrobatics' are the reason why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 1, 2007 Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Satin Kitty has been banned from playing Jane as has Oddhat from playing Tarzan. Swinging from the ceilings of hotels and mid air 'acrobatics' are the reason why.Death Tribble trashed the Paris Hiton (hotel room). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 1, 2007 Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza is master vintner for Chateau de Wagga Wagga. And the snide comment about "bouquet like an Aborigine's armpit" is off the mark. It's his own armpit. Seriously, working in a vinyard is hot, dirty, sweaty work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted June 2, 2007 Report Share Posted June 2, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was single-handedly responsible for crop circles on Mars... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted June 2, 2007 Report Share Posted June 2, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above rebeccared50 was implicated in the plot to kill Castro with an exploding cigar. Apparently her thighs were used to roll the cigar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 2, 2007 Report Share Posted June 2, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was an alternate fighter in Bloodsport. Had the sumo not been able to perform we would have seen Spam-O-Stylings! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 3, 2007 Report Share Posted June 3, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer tried to revive the Thughee sect, using his playpants as instruments of assination. It's a good thing he didn't do his research all that well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above I saw L.Marcus walking with the Queen, he was doing the Werewolves of London. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above It was clinically proven that Narratio was 43% less annoying than a bee sting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above It was clinically proven that Narratio was 43% less annoying than a bee sting 24% of people like Death Tribble as Prime Minister of London. margin or error is plus or minus 24 percent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza once killed a man using only a roll of toilet paper, a bouquet of pansies, and a $2 bill. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza once killed a man using only a roll of toilet paper' date=' a bouquet of pansies, and a $2 bill. True story.[/quote'] Bill is an honest bunny, and a good journo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza's complicatifier froze. Tech support hasn't returned his calls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza's complicatifier froze. Tech support hasn't returned his calls. I called L Marcus's tech support line to make a complaint. The first line said: "Dream Tech Support. If you expect support you must be dreaming. " Needless to say, I wasn't amused. I was rebeccared50 instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza has two left feet. I'm not sure who's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bill needs only to collect the souls of 233 more victims then he can apply for rulership of his own prime material plane. ...213.. man he's fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above I was wrong. Enforcer84's Giggilo moonlighting was just a cover. I think he really works for the CIA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Satinkitty's bra scandalised Sweden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above If you punch Death Tribble, he splits into two identical beings, each slightly smaller than the original. Once he got hit by a car. It was a mess -- there were like 13,000 golfball-sized tribbles bouncing around London for weeks afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Keyes_bill scandalized the Vegan community by making a life-size statue of a calf out of tofu and giving it a gold color with vegetable dye. He left this golden calf with a bottle of milk ... real cow's milk, like a real calf would drink ... at the base of the mountain with some broken aspirin tablets. At first they didn't know what to make of it, but after a few days it got to smelling really bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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